Jokes... - If you pay taxes i guess

Selvin · 01-31-2003, 11:04 AM

Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money!" he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this. I'm a United States Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"

DA_VIPA · 01-31-2003, 11:55 AM

lol u should post kokes like these in my lil topic i got goin in the random insanity section put jokes like these there

SSJDan · 01-31-2003, 12:12 PM

thats a good one selvin lol

DarkOmega · 01-31-2003, 01:42 PM

lol that is so funny and true

asshole · 01-31-2003, 02:21 PM

Bah.. the one on Mallarky is better!

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01-31-2003, 11:04 AM	#1
Selvin Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 3,349 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money!" he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this. I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!" __________________ http://free.7host02.com/astro75/signatureSelvin2.gif

01-31-2003, 12:12 PM	#3
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DarkOmega Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 152 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol that is so funny and true __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.boomspeed.com/stereosushi/02.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

01-31-2003, 02:21 PM	#5
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Bah.. the one on Mallarky is better! __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

01-31-2003, 11:55 AM	#2
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol u should post kokes like these in my lil topic i got goin in the random insanity section put jokes like these there