Anybody got any jokes?

apocolypse83 · 12-01-2002, 08:49 PM

well I got one. Ok there was this kid who could'nt talk right. His mom told him to go down to the store and get a bucket a cockerspanial and some gum. So the kid goes down the store and says to the clerk."Hey could you get me some bum"? the clerk was like what? Then the kid said you know the pink stuff you chew. Then the clerk was like oh ok. The kid bought that. Then the kid asked for a f***it. the clerk was like whats that? the kid was like you know the thing you pour water into. Then the clerk was like ok so the kid bought that. Then the kid asked for a cockinspankit. The clerk was like what? Then the kid was like you know the little dog. Then the clerk was like oh ok and the kid bought that. Then the kid walked out of the store and the dog ran away. Then the kid walked up to the lady and asked " Hey could you grab my bum and #### it wile i get my cockinspankit? :laughlong:

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12-01-2002, 08:49 PM	#1
apocolypse83 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 317 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	well I got one. Ok there was this kid who could'nt talk right. His mom told him to go down to the store and get a bucket a cockerspanial and some gum. So the kid goes down the store and says to the clerk."Hey could you get me some bum"? the clerk was like what? Then the kid said you know the pink stuff you chew. Then the clerk was like oh ok. The kid bought that. Then the kid asked for a f***it. the clerk was like whats that? the kid was like you know the thing you pour water into. Then the clerk was like ok so the kid bought that. Then the kid asked for a cockinspankit. The clerk was like what? Then the kid was like you know the little dog. Then the clerk was like oh ok and the kid bought that. Then the kid walked out of the store and the dog ran away. Then the kid walked up to the lady and asked " Hey could you grab my bum and #### it wile i get my cockinspankit? :laughlong: __________________ http://user1.7host.com/xmens/image/r...-hadoken-a.gif