Got jokes? post here! - Got appropreite jokes? post it!

Juggernaut · 11-20-2002, 05:59 PM

You got appropreite jokes post them in here!
Well my picture won't display

but I found it funny. What is the max an image size can be anyway? I forgot.

bloodpack · 11-21-2002, 08:33 AM

what is the difference between a torn parachute and a torn condom? ???

mooo1 · 11-21-2002, 10:43 AM

he said Appropriate jokes, bloodpack.

lain:

just playing around..

bloodpack · 11-21-2002, 11:38 PM

he he he :alien:

bloodpack · 11-21-2002, 11:40 PM

wanna know my answer...?

if u use a torn parachute, ur a dead meat

if u use a torn condom, ur a LIVE meat :biggrin:
**********************************************

another one...

what is the difference between an elephant and an ant ???

mooo1 · 11-22-2002, 09:57 AM

the elephants is big, and the ant is small, Duh.

thats not the answer is it? ??? dont mind my dum comments. they are here just for fun.

bloodpack · 11-22-2002, 11:07 AM

...here is my answer, when an elephant dies, ants eat him but when an ant dies elephants dont eat it!!!:biggrin:

here is another one, why did the chicken cross the road ???

Juggernaut · 11-22-2002, 11:16 AM

To get eatten by Wolverine? Man that would hurt... :laughlong:

Check out my news!

TJ5 · 11-22-2002, 09:19 PM

The chicken crossed the road ummmmm because it could. ?

lain:

Ludacris · 11-22-2002, 09:39 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="bloodpack"]...here is my answer, when an elephant dies, ants eat him but when an ant dies elephants dont eat it!!!:biggrin:

here is another one, why did the chicken cross the road ???[/quote]
to get to the other side..........

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11-20-2002, 05:59 PM	#1
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11-21-2002, 10:43 AM	#3
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11-22-2002, 09:57 AM	#6
mooo1 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 457 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	the elephants is big, and the ant is small, Duh. thats not the answer is it? ??? dont mind my dum comments. they are here just for fun. __________________ Sometimes the biggest obstacle can be the smallest thing.

11-22-2002, 11:16 AM	#8
Juggernaut Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	To get eatten by Wolverine? Man that would hurt... :laughlong: Check out my news! __________________ Death is nothing, I'm much more deadlier...

11-21-2002, 08:33 AM	#2
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11-21-2002, 11:38 PM	#4
bloodpack Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Philippines Posts: 1,706 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	he he he :alien:

11-21-2002, 11:40 PM	#5
bloodpack Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Philippines Posts: 1,706 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	wanna know my answer...? if u use a torn parachute, ur a dead meat if u use a torn condom, ur a LIVE meat :biggrin: ********************************************** another one... what is the difference between an elephant and an ant ???

11-22-2002, 11:07 AM	#7
bloodpack Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Philippines Posts: 1,706 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	...here is my answer, when an elephant dies, ants eat him but when an ant dies elephants dont eat it!!!:biggrin: here is another one, why did the chicken cross the road ???

11-22-2002, 09:19 PM	#9
TJ5 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Alone training to be the best sword fighter! Posts: 1,407 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	The chicken crossed the road ummmmm because it could. ? lain: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://free.7host03.com/Tommy5/TJ5-misfits.jpg[/img:sig_uid] "Some run and hide. Some stand and fight. Which are you ?"

11-22-2002, 09:39 PM	#10
Ludacris Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 4,935 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="bloodpack"]...here is my answer, when an elephant dies, ants eat him but when an ant dies elephants dont eat it!!!:biggrin: here is another one, why did the chicken cross the road ???[/quote] to get to the other side.......... __________________ Fighting Name: Darkludacris [quote:sig_uid]Corky is mine[/quote:sig_uid] [img:sig_uid]http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v256/Darkludacris/Ludascorky.gif[/img:sig_uid]