Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money!" he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this. I'm a United States Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"

lol u should post kokes like these in my lil topic i got goin in the random insanity section put jokes like these there :D

thats a good one selvin lol

lol that is so funny and true

Bah.. the one on Mallarky is better!