Jokes - Come and joke

estset · 02-21-2005, 07:31 AM

Come here to tell a Jokes. Post anything about JOKES. Let me tell you one of my JOKE!!!

....What do you get if you chop the banana into pieces.

Can you guess it. This is the easy as a pied

Hehe

DeathisBad · 02-26-2005, 10:41 PM

I have know idea about the nanner joke but ihave one... your mammas so fat i tried driving around her and ran outta gas... yo mammas so stupid that she climbed over a chain linked fence to see what was on the other side... oh and by the way death is bad

blossom · 02-26-2005, 10:46 PM

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ost_uid0="DeathisBad"]yo mammas so stupid that she climbed over a chain linked fence to see what was on the other side... oh and by the way death is bad[/quote]
so are drugs :sarcasm:

DeathisBad · 02-26-2005, 11:27 PM

i completely agree... this is what other people look like when you do drugs... :O :ghostface: :blues: :alien: :angry:

nash0r · 02-27-2005, 01:42 AM

Girl called Shagerada is at home whilst her mother is out shopping. The milkman pops round and offers her two pints of milk if she lets him in. She does. He offers her three more pints of milk if she lets him go upstairs. Another five pints if she lets him get into her bed. Another six if he can shag her. Whilst shagging her, the girl's mother comes in and calls upstairs. 'Shagerada!' to which the milkman replies, "she's got my entire milk float, I'm shagging her as hard as I can."

From Emma from Big Brother

DeathisBad · 02-27-2005, 12:59 PM

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ost_uid0="nash0r"]Girl called Shagerada is at home whilst her mother is out shopping. The milkman pops round and offers her two pints of milk if she lets him in. She does. He offers her three more pints of milk if she lets him go upstairs. Another five pints if she lets him get into her bed. Another six if he can shag her. Whilst shagging her, the girl's mother comes in and calls upstairs. 'Shagerada!' to which the milkman replies, "she's got my entire milk float, I'm shagging her as hard as I can."

From Emma from Big Brother[/quote]
hahahah that's hilarious shag her harder-shagerada, :buttrock:

estset · 02-27-2005, 01:48 PM

Those are some hilious joke

DeathisBad · 02-27-2005, 06:18 PM

i've got one, two men go to a bar, one ducks and the other one hits his head

Awe03 · 02-27-2005, 07:28 PM

How do you know if a blonde just used the computer?

There is liquid paper on the screen

MAXIMUM_SPIDER · 02-27-2005, 09:04 PM

ight y the chicken crossed the road???

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02-21-2005, 07:31 AM	#1
estset Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,428 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Come here to tell a Jokes. Post anything about JOKES. Let me tell you one of my JOKE!!! ....What do you get if you chop the banana into pieces. Can you guess it. This is the easy as a pied Hehe __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/drdoom5.jpg[/img:sig_uid] [img:sig_uid]http://nosoul4evr.cyberfuturism.com/images/xforce3d.gif[/img:sig_uid] http://nosoul4evr.cyberfuturism.com Click NoSoul4Evr site to learn about SFO more.

02-26-2005, 10:46 PM	#3
blossom Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: DC/MD/VA Posts: 1,146 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="DeathisBad"]yo mammas so stupid that she climbed over a chain linked fence to see what was on the other side... oh and by the way death is bad[/quote] so are drugs :sarcasm: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/ppgblossom/outlaw.jpg[/img:sig_uid] [color=brown:sig_uid]Teh bandit!![/color:sig_uid]

02-27-2005, 01:42 AM	#5
nash0r Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Death Valley Posts: 467 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Girl called Shagerada is at home whilst her mother is out shopping. The milkman pops round and offers her two pints of milk if she lets him in. She does. He offers her three more pints of milk if she lets him go upstairs. Another five pints if she lets him get into her bed. Another six if he can shag her. Whilst shagging her, the girl's mother comes in and calls upstairs. 'Shagerada!' to which the milkman replies, "she's got my entire milk float, I'm shagging her as hard as I can." From Emma from Big Brother __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://xs12.xs.to/pics/05035/Banner4.jpg[/img:sig_uid] [img:sig_uid]http://xs12.xs.to/pics/05035/coollogo_com_17981864.gif[/img:sig_uid] _--_--_-Don't hunt what you can't kill-_--_--_ http://s4.invisionfree.com/nashs_hangout

02-27-2005, 12:59 PM	#6
DeathisBad Junior Member New Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: somewhere out there Posts: 13 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="nash0r"]Girl called Shagerada is at home whilst her mother is out shopping. The milkman pops round and offers her two pints of milk if she lets him in. She does. He offers her three more pints of milk if she lets him go upstairs. Another five pints if she lets him get into her bed. Another six if he can shag her. Whilst shagging her, the girl's mother comes in and calls upstairs. 'Shagerada!' to which the milkman replies, "she's got my entire milk float, I'm shagging her as hard as I can." From Emma from Big Brother[/quote] hahahah that's hilarious shag her harder-shagerada, :buttrock:

02-26-2005, 10:41 PM	#2
DeathisBad Junior Member New Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: somewhere out there Posts: 13 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I have know idea about the nanner joke but ihave one... your mammas so fat i tried driving around her and ran outta gas... yo mammas so stupid that she climbed over a chain linked fence to see what was on the other side... oh and by the way death is bad

02-26-2005, 11:27 PM	#4
DeathisBad Junior Member New Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: somewhere out there Posts: 13 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	i completely agree... this is what other people look like when you do drugs... :O :ghostface: :blues: :alien: :angry:

02-27-2005, 01:48 PM	#7
estset Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,428 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Those are some hilious joke __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/drdoom5.jpg[/img:sig_uid] [img:sig_uid]http://nosoul4evr.cyberfuturism.com/images/xforce3d.gif[/img:sig_uid] http://nosoul4evr.cyberfuturism.com Click NoSoul4Evr site to learn about SFO more.

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DeathisBad Junior Member New Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: somewhere out there Posts: 13 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	i've got one, two men go to a bar, one ducks and the other one hits his head

02-27-2005, 07:28 PM	#9
Awe03 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Canada, Montreal Posts: 235 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	How do you know if a blonde just used the computer? There is liquid paper on the screen __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.boomspeed.com/azn_boi35/WarMachineBan.gif[/img:sig_uid]

02-27-2005, 09:04 PM	#10
MAXIMUM_SPIDER Member New Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 34 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	ight y the chicken crossed the road???