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Come here to tell a Jokes. Post anything about JOKES. Let me tell you one of my JOKE!!!:D
....What do you get if you chop the banana into pieces. :D Can you guess it. This is the easy as a pied :D Hehe |
I have know idea about the nanner joke but ihave one... your mammas so fat i tried driving around her and ran outta gas... yo mammas so stupid that she climbed over a chain linked fence to see what was on the other side... oh and by the way death is bad
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[quote:post_uid0="DeathisBad"]yo mammas so stupid that she climbed over a chain linked fence to see what was on the other side... oh and by the way death is bad[/quote]
so are drugs :sarcasm: |
i completely agree... this is what other people look like when you do drugs... :O :ghostface: :blues: :alien: :angry:
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Girl called Shagerada is at home whilst her mother is out shopping. The milkman pops round and offers her two pints of milk if she lets him in. She does. He offers her three more pints of milk if she lets him go upstairs. Another five pints if she lets him get into her bed. Another six if he can shag her. Whilst shagging her, the girl's mother comes in and calls upstairs. 'Shagerada!' to which the milkman replies, "she's got my entire milk float, I'm shagging her as hard as I can."
From Emma from Big Brother |
[quote:post_uid0="nash0r"]Girl called Shagerada is at home whilst her mother is out shopping. The milkman pops round and offers her two pints of milk if she lets him in. She does. He offers her three more pints of milk if she lets him go upstairs. Another five pints if she lets him get into her bed. Another six if he can shag her. Whilst shagging her, the girl's mother comes in and calls upstairs. 'Shagerada!' to which the milkman replies, "she's got my entire milk float, I'm shagging her as hard as I can."
From Emma from Big Brother[/quote] hahahah that's hilarious shag her harder-shagerada, :buttrock: |
Those are some hilious joke :D
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i've got one, two men go to a bar, one ducks and the other one hits his head
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How do you know if a blonde just used the computer?
There is liquid paper on the screen |
ight y the chicken crossed the road???
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