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hellboy666 · 07-29-2004, 07:43 PM

I like the santa and micheal jackson one.

hellboy666 · 07-29-2004, 08:16 PM

i type faster than you ass wipe

bloodpack · 07-29-2004, 08:45 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="hellboy666"]i type faster than you ass wipe[/quote]
oh sure :sarcasm:

azncat · 07-29-2004, 09:11 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="hellboy666"]i type faster than you ass wipe[/quote]
no double posting... im a member not a mod but its fun to enforce the rules =P so stop double posting

lain:

hellboy666 · 07-29-2004, 09:21 PM

man ive seen people double posting all the time. go enforce the rules on them. :laugh:

azncat · 07-29-2004, 10:05 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="hellboy666"]man ive seen people double posting all the time. go enforce the rules on them. :laugh:[/quote]
i did

lain: if you get banned for double posting most of the time dont place your balme on me =/

shy_gurL21 · 07-29-2004, 10:56 PM

12 Shots

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

asshole · 07-29-2004, 11:15 PM

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

AAAAAAAAHAHAHA!
That one is a Good One bloodPack!
Btw, did I ever tell you.. I like your username..

limbei · 07-30-2004, 04:10 AM

man that was real long........
but some were quite bad esp those invoking hate against eg MJ
*cough Cough*

MasterX05 · 07-30-2004, 09:58 AM

Hellboy what the fluck! You really call shiznit like this a joke u sick fluck?

Q: What does a black person and a apple have in common?
A: They both look good hanging from a tree.

Whats with all the black jokes and southern jokes, cause bitch I am from the dirty south and plus I am black!

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07-29-2004, 07:43 PM	#11
hellboy666 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 195 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I like the santa and micheal jackson one. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Sigcopy.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

07-29-2004, 08:16 PM	#12
hellboy666 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 195 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	i type faster than you ass wipe __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Sigcopy.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

07-29-2004, 08:45 PM	#13
bloodpack Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Philippines Posts: 1,706 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="hellboy666"]i type faster than you ass wipe[/quote] oh sure :sarcasm:

07-29-2004, 09:11 PM	#14
azncat Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: in my own lil world but it ok they know me here!! Posts: 3,202 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="hellboy666"]i type faster than you ass wipe[/quote] no double posting... im a member not a mod but its fun to enforce the rules =P so stop double posting lain: __________________ free candy just click here! http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?azncat morons...

07-29-2004, 09:21 PM	#15
hellboy666 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 195 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	man ive seen people double posting all the time. go enforce the rules on them. :laugh: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Sigcopy.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

07-29-2004, 10:05 PM	#16
azncat Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: in my own lil world but it ok they know me here!! Posts: 3,202 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="hellboy666"]man ive seen people double posting all the time. go enforce the rules on them. :laugh:[/quote] i did lain: if you get banned for double posting most of the time dont place your balme on me =/ __________________ free candy just click here! http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?azncat morons...

07-29-2004, 10:56 PM	#17
shy_gurL21 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 712 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	12 Shots A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents." __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/shy_gurL21/mybaby_sbanner.jpg[/img:sig_uid] [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/shy_gurL21/shygurlbanner.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

07-29-2004, 11:15 PM	#18
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. AAAAAAAAHAHAHA! That one is a Good One bloodPack! Btw, did I ever tell you.. I like your username.. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

07-30-2004, 04:10 AM	#19
limbei Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 741 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	man that was real long........ but some were quite bad esp those invoking hate against eg MJ cough Cough __________________ "For those who believe, no explaination is necessary. For those who don't, none is sufficient." [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/madbun/tmyapp.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

07-30-2004, 09:58 AM	#20
MasterX05 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,468 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Hellboy what the fluck! You really call shiznit like this a joke u sick fluck? Q: What does a black person and a apple have in common? A: They both look good hanging from a tree. Whats with all the black jokes and southern jokes, cause bitch I am from the dirty south and plus I am black! __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.dr.dk/skum/boogie/_img/235x140/kanye_west.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Kanye west-Diamonds are forever Diamonds are forever Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe Diamonds are forever The Roc is still alive every time I rhyme.