Yo momma jokes - That time again - Page 2

Shin_ryu · 06-12-2004, 08:29 AM

yo m so dumb they said it was chilly outside she went and got a boul

pip99 · 06-12-2004, 09:24 AM

lol you made this a while back

yo mommas teeth so yellow she put the sun outta business

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coolplayer2K2 · 06-12-2004, 02:13 PM

HAHa lol nice joke and ya i did make it long time ago

yo mommas so dum when she went to zellers she asked how much the clothes cost. The seller said 5 dollars then she said AWW but i only have 10 dollars

Ikaruga · 06-12-2004, 02:47 PM

Erm...

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning the public.

Your mama's so white, Micheal Jackson was found sleeping with her.

Your dad's so dumb, he mistaken a Fruit Loop for a condom.

Iplay2win · 06-12-2004, 03:04 PM

your mamma's feet smell so bad:

she threw her socks in the hall and all the paint fell off the wall

she threw her socks in the sky...superman refused to fly

she put her socks on the fence...the mailman hasnt been back since

she put them on the bed...that's why your daddy is dead

dark-guardian · 06-12-2004, 07:56 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="Iplay2win"]your mamma's feet smell so bad:

she threw her socks in the hall and all the paint fell off the wall

she threw her socks in the sky...superman refused to fly

she put her socks on the fence...the mailman hasnt been back since

she put them on the bed...that's why your daddy is dead[/quote]
lol funny.

Yo momma so ugly....

Blah, shes just ugly... o 0

Devil Link · 06-12-2004, 08:06 PM

yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she walked into church, ery1 started singing "LET IT SHINE, LET IT SHINE, LET IT SHINE"

yo momma's butt so big, she got arrested at the airport for having 10 pounds of crack.

w00t

coolplayer2K2 · 06-13-2004, 07:06 AM

yo mommas teeth so yellow sean paul went up to her and said just gimme da liggght!

Mr. Big · 06-13-2004, 08:26 AM

your moma so fat, she put on a yellow dress and everyone yelled 'TAXI!'

your moma ears so big.....she...she can fly home on a windy day.

your moma so fat, she like that rover on mars; wakes up, rolls off a platform, moves 10 feet and call it a day.

Shin_ryu · 06-13-2004, 01:51 PM

ur moms so dumb she throw a roc on the floor and miss

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06-12-2004, 08:29 AM	#11
Shin_ryu Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: cypress, new york Posts: 792 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	yo m so dumb they said it was chilly outside she went and got a boul __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/vegita/shinryusonic.jpg[/img:sig_uid] "god gave me style" what he give you?

06-12-2004, 09:24 AM	#12
pip99 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: birmingham Posts: 7,335 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol you made this a while back yo mommas teeth so yellow she put the sun outta business =/ __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.boomspeed.com/pip99/wolvgput3.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

06-12-2004, 02:13 PM	#13
coolplayer2K2 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,938 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	HAHa lol nice joke and ya i did make it long time ago yo mommas so dum when she went to zellers she asked how much the clothes cost. The seller said 5 dollars then she said AWW but i only have 10 dollars __________________ [quote:sig_uid][b:sig_uid]A wise ma nonce said...Fluck You[/b:sig_uid][/quote:sig_uid]

06-12-2004, 02:47 PM	#14
Ikaruga Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 303 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Erm... Your mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning the public. Your mama's so white, Micheal Jackson was found sleeping with her. Your dad's so dumb, he mistaken a Fruit Loop for a condom. __________________ My thoughts do not dwell within the darkness of my past, yet I point my sword forward to reveal the light of my future.

06-12-2004, 03:04 PM	#15
Iplay2win Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: United States Posts: 1,780 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	your mamma's feet smell so bad: she threw her socks in the hall and all the paint fell off the wall she threw her socks in the sky...superman refused to fly she put her socks on the fence...the mailman hasnt been back since she put them on the bed...that's why your daddy is dead __________________ never misuse/tell lies about about me ever again... -Nferno666

06-12-2004, 07:56 PM	#16
dark-guardian Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: florida Posts: 987 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Iplay2win"]your mamma's feet smell so bad: she threw her socks in the hall and all the paint fell off the wall she threw her socks in the sky...superman refused to fly she put her socks on the fence...the mailman hasnt been back since she put them on the bed...that's why your daddy is dead[/quote] lol funny. Yo momma so ugly.... Blah, shes just ugly... o 0 __________________ [color=orange:sig_uid][b:sig_uid]Er.....is that so?[/b:sig_uid][/color:sig_uid]

06-12-2004, 08:06 PM	#17
Devil Link Member New Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 55 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she walked into church, ery1 started singing "LET IT SHINE, LET IT SHINE, LET IT SHINE" yo momma's butt so big, she got arrested at the airport for having 10 pounds of crack. w00t __________________ http://img4.imgspot.com/u/04/166/20/DEATH.gif NOTE: Only one picture is allowed in your signature image.

06-13-2004, 07:06 AM	#18
coolplayer2K2 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,938 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	yo mommas teeth so yellow sean paul went up to her and said just gimme da liggght! __________________ [quote:sig_uid][b:sig_uid]A wise ma nonce said...Fluck You[/b:sig_uid][/quote:sig_uid]

06-13-2004, 08:26 AM	#19
Mr. Big Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 394 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	your moma so fat, she put on a yellow dress and everyone yelled 'TAXI!' your moma ears so big.....she...she can fly home on a windy day. your moma so fat, she like that rover on mars; wakes up, rolls off a platform, moves 10 feet and call it a day.

06-13-2004, 01:51 PM	#20
Shin_ryu Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: cypress, new york Posts: 792 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	ur moms so dumb she throw a roc on the floor and miss __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/vegita/shinryusonic.jpg[/img:sig_uid] "god gave me style" what he give you?