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[wargun]

I know u missed my jokes so here's another one

A young man once saw another man selling fruit in a town
The next day the young man saw the same man driving a BMW
The young man becoming jealous wanted a nice car too

So the young man went out and ate alot of fruit
that night he3 went home and #### in the toilet
He looked at the #### and saw that it looked good
He then took the #### and seasoned it and prepared it
He placed it in a jar and ran around screaming "I have the medicine"

He got to a church and screamed again "I have the medicine"
The priest who was there told the young man that he was disrupting the service
But the young man still screamed "I have the medicine"
The priest becoming fed up asked "Well what does this medicine do"

The man replied it clears your throat
it makes you speak the truth
and it gives you long long memory

The priest thought
if it clears my throat the whole church will be able to hear me
if it makes me speak the truth i can never tell a lie
and if i have long long memory then i'll be able to remember the whole bible

The priest then asked "How much is it"
The man being extremely greedy replied $50,000.00 for a teaspoon
and $500,000.00 for a jar.
The priest then emptied all the collection baskets and got the money

he baught 1 teaspoon and began coughing
the man replied that's right brother clear your throat
the priest then said This tastes like human feaces
the man replied again that's right brother speak the truth
The priest then told the man I'll never ever forget you for this
the man knwing that his medicine worked said That's right brother have long long memory
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Edited By wargun on April 17 2004 at 12:40