got bored so i decided to make this topic in anycase here's a joke and if youlike a joke give a biggrin if youdon't stay silent.

Heart Sugeon and Mechanic

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor
of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart
surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for
the service manager to come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can
I ask you a question?"

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to
the mechanic working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag
and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I also can
open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts
and when I finish this will work just like a new one.
So how come I get a pittance and you get the really
big money, when you and I are doing basically the
same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and
whispered to the mechanic......"Try doing it with the
engine running!"

ok here it goes

if a shipment is in a truck, cargo is in a ship... what's in a plane?

uh i guess its not a joke lol

Genre: Blonde Jokes

Q: What do you have when three BLONDES go into a freezer?
A: Three frosted flakes.
Genre: Lawyer Jokes

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

[quote:post_uid0="m0u5y"]ok here it goes

if a shipment is in a truck, cargo is in a ship... what's in a plane?

uh i guess its not a joke lol[/quote]
More of a riddle..

That heart joke was ok...

i got no joke but ill try...
what is hard and pink and goes in and comes out wet soft and still pink?
its a riddle try answerin

... plese tell me gum

o.0 ummmmmmmm......... possibly..... yea it is -_-"

Quick test

In algebra what's 2 multiplied by 2Q

Don't post the answer cuz u might get in troiuble :biggrin:

This one's a bit dry to me but somebody might like it so here goes:

Drunk guy

"Are you sure this is your house?" the cop asked the
thoroughly sizzled gentleman.

"Shertainly," said the drunk, "an' if you'll jesh open
the door f'me, I'll prove it to you."

"You shee that piano?" the drunk began. "Thash mine.
You shee that TV? Thash mine, too. Follow me, follow
me.

The police officer followed as he shakily negotiated
the stairs to the second floor...

The drunk pushed open the first door they came to.
"Thish ish my bedroom," he announced. "Shee that bed?
Thash my bed. Shee that woman lying in the bed? Thash
my wife. And shee that guy shagging her?"

"Yeah," said the cop suspiciously.

"Thash me!" exclaimed the drunk.