Jokes - Come and joke

[hellboy666]

[quoteost_uid0="estset"]Come here to tell a Jokes. Post anything about JOKES. Let me tell you one of my JOKE!!!

....What do you get if you chop the banana into pieces. Can you guess it. This is the easy as a pied Hehe[/quote]
OMG STfuIVE ALREADY MADE THIS KINDA TOPIC STOP TAKIN MY flipIN IDEAS
COME UP WITH UR OWN!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

[Shinatsu]

Old school joke for ya!

Your momma so dumb when somebody yelled its chilly outside she went and grabbed a bowl

[Green Viper]

some more old school!
yo momma so fat when she passed by in front of tv, i missed 3 commercials
yo momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish

[Green Viper]

lol i just heard another 1 from my friend sitting by me
what did the chicken say when it crossed the road???????????
nothing

[Green Viper]

guys i just found an awesome one but its a little long so bear with me plz. its really funny! (at least thats what i think) ::

[Green Viper]

When you occasionally have had a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call i had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "hello". I politely said, "This is Andrew. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?". Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the "wrong" number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, ''You're an asshole!" and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word "asshole" next t9 it and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, i'd call him up and yell "You're an asshole!".lt always cheered me up.
When caller ID came to our area, l thought my herapeutic "asshole" calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John
Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the Caller 10 program?" He yelled, "NO" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said "that's because you're an asshole!".
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window so I wrote his phone number down.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole, (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?".
''Yes, it is".
"Can you tell me where I can see it?".
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out front".
"What's your name?", I asked. "My name is Don Hansen", he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?".
"I'm home every evening after five".
"Listen Don, can I tell you something?".
"Yes".
"Don, you're an asshole". Then I hung up and added his number to my speed dial too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
(Cont. on the next post)

[Green Viper]

[color=#32CD32]But after a few months of calling, it wasn't as enjoyable as it use to be. So I came up with an idea.
I called Asshole #1.

[Green Viper]

lemme knwo what u think.
P.S. in case ur wondering i didnot type all that. i copied & pasted

[Green Viper]

yo maximum im sry man i used ur joke again. i hadnt read all the previous posts yet. sry

[hellboy666]

[quoteost_uid0="Green Viper"]lol i just heard another 1 from my friend who is gay sitting by me
what did the chicken say when it crossed the road???????????
nothing.
-_-" dont get it *sigh*[/quote]
U CANT POS SEVEN TIMES LMAO!!!!