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Evil-Blanka · 07-19-2004, 10:46 AM

a ppl i have a funny story it happened yesterday it was a sunday afternoone i was messing wit my mom saying some one was in the house but i was just playing i was about to go in my roome till i herd this noise the noise was a squaril chewing my window screen it chewed a whole in it and came in my mom was scard like hell it was funny as i dont know whatlol then myu dad made me go in the roome i was scard lol no lie so then the squaril was running around and junk i was like trimbling lol so then my step dad got home and he was getting a plate to get somthing to eat and he seen this fuzzy tail he tooke this can a hit the squaril hard in the tail wit it then it fell behind the freezer then i came in ther and moved the freezer the squaril came out and started running it ran up on my curtin my stp dad tooke the broome and wacked the damn thing on the head lol it was funny so then the squaril ran behind the stove and we could see it my step dad got the flash light and was looking at it then he moved the stove the squaril bit him and ran out the back dorre lol tell me some storys lol i was happy cuz i hate my step dad

Angel-Eyes · 07-19-2004, 10:50 AM

lol

Evil-Blanka · 07-19-2004, 10:53 AM

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ost_uid0="kester-"]lol[/quote]
kester you need help man lol but that was funny as hell

07-19-2004, 12:35 PM

I Guess Im Getting To Old

azncat · 07-19-2004, 01:58 PM

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ost_uid0="Evil-Blanka"]a ppl i have a funny story it happened yesterday it was a sunday afternoone i was messing wit my mom saying some one was in the house but i was just playing i was about to go in my roome till i herd this noise the noise was a squaril chewing my window screen it chewed a whole in it and came in my mom was scard like hell it was funny as i dont know whatlol then myu dad made me go in the roome i was scard lol no lie so then the squaril was running around and junk i was like trimbling lol so then my step dad got home and he was getting a plate to get somthing to eat and he seen this fuzzy tail he tooke this can a hit the squaril hard in the tail wit it then it fell behind the freezer then i came in ther and moved the freezer the squaril came out and started running it ran up on my curtin my stp dad tooke the broome and wacked the damn thing on the head lol it was funny so then the squaril ran behind the stove and we could see it my step dad got the flash light and was looking at it then he moved the stove the squaril bit him and ran out the back dorre lol tell me some storys lol i was happy cuz i hate my step dad[/quote]
ok... can you repeat teh one about teh lima beans and teh car chase?

Master_Jay · 07-19-2004, 02:29 PM

Getting bitten or scrathed by a "squirrel" can give someone rabies. Rabies infects the central nervous system...

marvel911 · 07-19-2004, 02:46 PM

:shocked: That was quite a story..

Z-z · 07-19-2004, 02:47 PM

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ost_uid0="azncat"][quote

ost_uid0="Evil-Blanka"]a ppl i have a funny story it happened yesterday it was a sunday afternoone i was messing wit my mom saying some one was in the house but i was just playing i was about to go in my roome till i herd this noise the noise was a squaril chewing my window screen it chewed a whole in it and came in my mom was scard like hell it was funny as i dont know whatlol then myu dad made me go in the roome i was scard lol no lie so then the squaril was running around and junk i was like trimbling lol so then my step dad got home and he was getting a plate to get somthing to eat and he seen this fuzzy tail he tooke this can a hit the squaril hard in the tail wit it then it fell behind the freezer then i came in ther and moved the freezer the squaril came out and started running it ran up on my curtin my stp dad tooke the broome and wacked the damn thing on the head lol it was funny so then the squaril ran behind the stove and we could see it my step dad got the flash light and was looking at it then he moved the stove the squaril bit him and ran out the back dorre lol tell me some storys lol i was happy cuz i hate my step dad[/quote]
ok... can you repeat teh one about teh lima beans and teh car chase?[/quote]
u wtch spongebob?

Evil-Blanka · 07-19-2004, 03:06 PM

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ost_uid0="Z-z"][quote

ost_uid0="azncat"][quote

ost_uid0="Evil-Blanka"]a ppl i have a funny story it happened yesterday it was a sunday afternoone i was messing wit my mom saying some one was in the house but i was just playing i was about to go in my roome till i herd this noise the noise was a squaril chewing my window screen it chewed a whole in it and came in my mom was scard like hell it was funny as i dont know whatlol then myu dad made me go in the roome i was scard lol no lie so then the squaril was running around and junk i was like trimbling lol so then my step dad got home and he was getting a plate to get somthing to eat and he seen this fuzzy tail he tooke this can a hit the squaril hard in the tail wit it then it fell behind the freezer then i came in ther and moved the freezer the squaril came out and started running it ran up on my curtin my stp dad tooke the broome and wacked the damn thing on the head lol it was funny so then the squaril ran behind the stove and we could see it my step dad got the flash light and was looking at it then he moved the stove the squaril bit him and ran out the back dorre lol tell me some storys lol i was happy cuz i hate my step dad[/quote]
ok... can you repeat teh one about teh lima beans and teh car chase?[/quote]
u wtch spongebob?

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yes master is right about that thats why we kept running from it cuz it has some rabbies and i dont watch that show spongbob

akuma_forever · 07-19-2004, 03:46 PM

Sounds like something from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.. That was such a good movie. :biggrin:

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07-19-2004, 10:46 AM	#1
Evil-Blanka Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,549 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	a ppl i have a funny story it happened yesterday it was a sunday afternoone i was messing wit my mom saying some one was in the house but i was just playing i was about to go in my roome till i herd this noise the noise was a squaril chewing my window screen it chewed a whole in it and came in my mom was scard like hell it was funny as i dont know whatlol then myu dad made me go in the roome i was scard lol no lie so then the squaril was running around and junk i was like trimbling lol so then my step dad got home and he was getting a plate to get somthing to eat and he seen this fuzzy tail he tooke this can a hit the squaril hard in the tail wit it then it fell behind the freezer then i came in ther and moved the freezer the squaril came out and started running it ran up on my curtin my stp dad tooke the broome and wacked the damn thing on the head lol it was funny so then the squaril ran behind the stove and we could see it my step dad got the flash light and was looking at it then he moved the stove the squaril bit him and ran out the back dorre lol tell me some storys lol i was happy cuz i hate my step dad __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.chez.com/futuramazone/autres_img13.gif[/img:sig_uid]

07-19-2004, 10:50 AM	#2
Angel-Eyes Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,655 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol __________________ http://westernposterpage.com/vancleef.jpg

07-19-2004, 10:53 AM	#3
Evil-Blanka Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,549 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="kester-"]lol[/quote] kester you need help man lol but that was funny as hell __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.chez.com/futuramazone/autres_img13.gif[/img:sig_uid]

07-19-2004, 01:58 PM	#5
azncat Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: in my own lil world but it ok they know me here!! Posts: 3,202 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Evil-Blanka"]a ppl i have a funny story it happened yesterday it was a sunday afternoone i was messing wit my mom saying some one was in the house but i was just playing i was about to go in my roome till i herd this noise the noise was a squaril chewing my window screen it chewed a whole in it and came in my mom was scard like hell it was funny as i dont know whatlol then myu dad made me go in the roome i was scard lol no lie so then the squaril was running around and junk i was like trimbling lol so then my step dad got home and he was getting a plate to get somthing to eat and he seen this fuzzy tail he tooke this can a hit the squaril hard in the tail wit it then it fell behind the freezer then i came in ther and moved the freezer the squaril came out and started running it ran up on my curtin my stp dad tooke the broome and wacked the damn thing on the head lol it was funny so then the squaril ran behind the stove and we could see it my step dad got the flash light and was looking at it then he moved the stove the squaril bit him and ran out the back dorre lol tell me some storys lol i was happy cuz i hate my step dad[/quote] ok... can you repeat teh one about teh lima beans and teh car chase? __________________ free candy just click here! http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?azncat morons...

07-19-2004, 12:35 PM	#4
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07-19-2004, 02:29 PM	#6
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07-19-2004, 02:46 PM	#7
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07-19-2004, 02:47 PM	#8
Z-z Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 875 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="azncat"][quoteost_uid0="Evil-Blanka"]a ppl i have a funny story it happened yesterday it was a sunday afternoone i was messing wit my mom saying some one was in the house but i was just playing i was about to go in my roome till i herd this noise the noise was a squaril chewing my window screen it chewed a whole in it and came in my mom was scard like hell it was funny as i dont know whatlol then myu dad made me go in the roome i was scard lol no lie so then the squaril was running around and junk i was like trimbling lol so then my step dad got home and he was getting a plate to get somthing to eat and he seen this fuzzy tail he tooke this can a hit the squaril hard in the tail wit it then it fell behind the freezer then i came in ther and moved the freezer the squaril came out and started running it ran up on my curtin my stp dad tooke the broome and wacked the damn thing on the head lol it was funny so then the squaril ran behind the stove and we could see it my step dad got the flash light and was looking at it then he moved the stove the squaril bit him and ran out the back dorre lol tell me some storys lol i was happy cuz i hate my step dad[/quote] ok... can you repeat teh one about teh lima beans and teh car chase?[/quote] u wtch spongebob? __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://animegifs.free.fr/anime/naruto/page7/naruto126.gif[/img:sig_uid]

07-19-2004, 03:06 PM	#9
Evil-Blanka Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,549 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Z-z"][quoteost_uid0="azncat"][quoteost_uid0="Evil-Blanka"]a ppl i have a funny story it happened yesterday it was a sunday afternoone i was messing wit my mom saying some one was in the house but i was just playing i was about to go in my roome till i herd this noise the noise was a squaril chewing my window screen it chewed a whole in it and came in my mom was scard like hell it was funny as i dont know whatlol then myu dad made me go in the roome i was scard lol no lie so then the squaril was running around and junk i was like trimbling lol so then my step dad got home and he was getting a plate to get somthing to eat and he seen this fuzzy tail he tooke this can a hit the squaril hard in the tail wit it then it fell behind the freezer then i came in ther and moved the freezer the squaril came out and started running it ran up on my curtin my stp dad tooke the broome and wacked the damn thing on the head lol it was funny so then the squaril ran behind the stove and we could see it my step dad got the flash light and was looking at it then he moved the stove the squaril bit him and ran out the back dorre lol tell me some storys lol i was happy cuz i hate my step dad[/quote] ok... can you repeat teh one about teh lima beans and teh car chase?[/quote] u wtch spongebob? [/quote] yes master is right about that thats why we kept running from it cuz it has some rabbies and i dont watch that show spongbob __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.chez.com/futuramazone/autres_img13.gif[/img:sig_uid]

07-19-2004, 03:46 PM	#10
akuma_forever Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The World Posts: 4,392 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Sounds like something from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.. That was such a good movie. :biggrin: