Really funny story.... - .......

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This story was writin by a friend of mine and tell me what you think about it :corky: :corky: :corky:


Chapter 1: Juvenile Delinquent to some, Hero to others.

"I know what you're thinking, and you're probably right. A juvenile delinquent has no place in the real world. People who commit crimes against other people don't deserve the chance to live in civilized society. It all really depends how you look at it actually. Some people do bad things to get noticed, like hurting someone else to fit in with fair weather friends and crap like that. Me? I had my ways... heh."

A door slams open and a man in a black suit and tie that is fairly stretched due to his size is seen standing in the doorway.

"Alright, that does it!"

A lady sitting behind a desk looks up at the man puzzled.

"What is it Vice Principal Miguro?"
"This damn kid won't learn!"
"What child sir?"

The man looks at her narrow eyed and then steps in the door pulling along someone by the ear. The kid he is pulling is a boy in a yellow t-shirt and a pair of tattered blue jeans with brown hair.

"This one."
"Oh... nice to see you again Mister Hikura. Back again today I see."

Mister Miguro pushes the boy in front of the desk and then turns slamming the door behind them. The boy blinks and scratches the back of his head.

"Well you know how it is Miss Megumi. A guy sees a pretty face and he has to see it again."

Miguro smacks Hikura across the back of the head. "Damn it take this seriously for once!"

Hikura rubs the back of his head. "Okay okay, I'll be serious for a change." A big smile comes across Hikura's face. "Your fat fingers cushion all those blows to my skull. Seriously, I'm being totally honest."

Miss Megumi sits behind the desk and chuckles slightly at Hikura's comment. Mister Miguro however doesn't take it so light hearted as his face grows with anger.

"You have reached an all new low Hikura! I can't help it if I have a hormone imbalance that causes my obesity!"

Hikura looks at Miguro. "Since when does eating twelve Twinkies for lunch with a diet coke considered a hormone imbalance?" He grabs his chin and pretends he's thinking. "Or maybe it's medicinal? Will you go blind without eating so many Twix and cookies every 45 minutes?"

"You have some nerve Hikura!"
"I'm sorry, it's on the hour right? I didn't mean to make it sounds like you eat constantly like that. I'm a little hungry though and I didn't bring any money so can I have one of your candy bars for lunch?"
"Mister Hikura! If I may say so I don't think it's fair to insult the vice principal's lifestyle choices."

Hikura walks over and props himself down in a red chair. "I'm not insulting his lifestyle choices Miss Megumi. I'm just hungry."
"Well then Hikura, I brought two cheese sandwiches with me today for lunch. If you like we could have lunch together later. I always bring too much." she says smiling at him.
"Hey that would be great! I haven't had any home cooked meals in a long time. In fact, come to think of it I've never had a home cooked meal. I usually survived on gummy bears and gummy worms in my younger years."

Mister Miguro looks angrily at Miss Megumi. "Misses Megumi, if you're quite done making your meal plans with him perhaps we can get on with his punishment. As long as it doesn't conflict with your busy schedule!"
She nods. "I'm very sorry, it's just I feel really bad for him sometimes is all."
Miguro looks over at Hikura who sits in the chair grinning widely. "As for you, you don't have room to be a smartass after what you did today. I should exspell you right now for this crap behavior of yours. You are single handedly poisoning the entire student body with your antics."
"What did he do?" Megumi asks puzzled.
"He did exactly what I said he did, poison the student body. He poured a vat of brownie mix into the pizza sauce and made 14 students sick."
"Well I don't think I made anyone sick, you ever eat that stuff in the cafeteria? Yuck." Hikura says interrupting. "Besides, I didn't hear anyone else complaining about it."

"You think this is a big damn joke don't you? That the school running the risk of getting sued out of our jobs is just some big laugh riot for you. The teachers are going to have to take a pay cut because of your little stunt so we can pay off the families of those students."
Hikura sits back in the chair and puts his feet up on a coffee table. "And how much of this comes out of your pay check mister vice principal? Besides the teachers should be paid for what they're worth anyway so big deal. I've been in that Spanish class all year and still don't know my Taco Bell from my Pizza Hut." He takes his feet off the table and stands up. "If you ask me, I'd be a way better teacher than half of what you have currently."

Later that day, Seshi walks down a sidewalk calmly just outside his high school. He turns a corner and a group of people are standing together looking at Seshi as he walks up. Seshi smirks and pulls a pack of cigarettes out of his pocket. "You guys got the money?"

One tall guy walks up and reaches in his pocket pulling out a wad of money and hands it over to Seshi. "Here ya go dude, 138 bucks. Worth every bit, thanks for getting us outta that math test with that brownie ####."

Seshi takes the money and puts it in his pocket smiling with a cigarette in his mouth. He reaches down into his other pocket and pulls out a lighter and flicks the top off with his thumb. "Don't mention it. I should be thanking you guys for giving me a chance to insult Moby Dickhead. I can truly tell that Abe guy I saw a white whale. And it carpools to work." He ignites the lighter and sticks it up to the tip of his cigarette when he feels a hand on his shoulder.

The boys in front of Seshi look on in fear as Seshi turns around. Sure enough, grabbing his shoulder is local bully Yumi Gorado. Yumi is a former gang member who has had it in for Seshi ever since he got him exspelled for pissing off the roof on the gym teacher's car. Despite the fact Seshi did it too every day of his life in Middle school. "Seshi you bastard, I've been looking for you."

Seshi turns and lights his cigarette and then exhales smiling at Yumi. "Hey buddy what's up? Been awhile."
"Don't act all buddy buddy with me. I know you've been dating my sister Carly and I'm about to stomp your puny white ass for it!"
"You got it all wrong Yumi, I'm not dating your sister."

Yumi grabs Seshi by the neck and pushes him against the fence. The boys flee as Yumi looks menacingly into Seshi's eyes. "Now tell me the truth! Did you go out with my sister yesterday because my neighbor said he saw you leaving my house!"
"Relax Yumi." Seshi says taking a drag off his cigarette then flicking it away. "I didn't date your sister yesterday, I was dating your mom."
Yumi's eyes grow with anger and he shakes Seshi violently. "You son of a bitch! Don't you dare lie like that!"

Seshi smirks and pushes Yumi off him. "I have proof." He reaches into his back pocket and pulls out his wallet and opens it up to the picture insert, showing it to Yumi.
Yumi grabs the wallet real quick and examines it. "OH MY GOD! MOM?!?!"
"Yeah, she's a real nice lady." He reaches over and begins flicking the picture insert up and down. "Now here's one of me and her eating cotton candy." Flips another up. "This is one of me and her giving each other bunny ears and-" He flicks the next one up and he and Yumi reel in shock. Seshi grabs his wallet and stuff it in his back pocket blushing. "Um, that one's private."

Yumi jumps back a few feet and clenches his fists. "Why