Stand up zone - Tell your best jokes here

SonicDX · 11-18-2003, 12:27 PM

Just tell jokes i will when i think of sum

Ikaruga · 11-19-2003, 07:19 AM

I got one
When you pull that thing in the garage, does the garage say," Is it...Is it in yet?" *sex joke*

Your mom is so fat, she has a Rolex for each finger!

Edited By Ikaruga on Nov. 19 2003 at 10:20

Kingryu1 · 11-19-2003, 08:16 AM

i have two REALLY funny jokes.

SonicDX and Ikaruga. :laugh: damn that so hilarious *cough* =/

pip99 · 11-19-2003, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Your mom is so fat, she has a Rolex for each finger

Dont get to funny whatever you do. =/

SonicDX · 11-19-2003, 10:33 AM

lol

ledmonkey · 11-19-2003, 12:08 PM

I got a better momma's joke.

Yo momma's sooooo ugly....she went into a haunted house and came out with an application

asshole · 11-19-2003, 01:05 PM

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the 'Ugly Contest', they said "sorry, no Professionals allowed".
Yo mama so stuPid, she took a sPoon to the 'SuPer-Bowl'.
Yo mama so fast, her nick name is "DAMN!!!!"

Ehh.. Mama j0kes have gotten lame now.

Ikaruga · 11-19-2003, 09:53 PM

Your mama is so fat, when she was walkin down the street, a policeman said,"HOLY poop, BREAK IT UP!!!" :laughlong:

Your moma is so white, I caught her in the bed with Micheal Jackson and he said,"It wasnt my fault! She was a girl!" :laughlong:

She so white she's whiter than Micheal Jackson himself! :laughlong:

Dreadlocks · 11-20-2003, 04:28 AM

that "Moma so white" stuff is really lame. You guys need some better jokes then that.

Besides, saying that someone acts "white" is stereotype anyway, and that's not cool.

Edited By Dreadlocks on Nov. 20 2003 at 07:29

Kingryu1 · 11-20-2003, 08:21 AM

yea like asshole said. yo momma jokes are just lame and boring. *yawn* =/

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11-18-2003, 12:27 PM	#1
SonicDX Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 153 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Just tell jokes i will when i think of sum __________________ Super Sonic DX!

11-19-2003, 07:19 AM	#2
Ikaruga Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 303 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I got one When you pull that thing in the garage, does the garage say," Is it...Is it in yet?" sex joke Your mom is so fat, she has a Rolex for each finger! Edited By Ikaruga on Nov. 19 2003 at 10:20 __________________ My thoughts do not dwell within the darkness of my past, yet I point my sword forward to reveal the light of my future.

11-19-2003, 08:16 AM	#3
Kingryu1 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: She field Posts: 3,198 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	i have two REALLY funny jokes. SonicDX and Ikaruga. :laugh: damn that so hilarious cough =/ __________________ Chav : "Watch ya back Dazza, eez chivved-up" - English : "Proceed with caution Darren, He appears to have a weapon"

11-19-2003, 10:33 AM	#5
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11-19-2003, 12:08 PM	#6
ledmonkey Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: blar .......I mean blar? Posts: 4,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I got a better momma's joke. Yo momma's sooooo ugly....she went into a haunted house and came out with an application __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/ledmonkey/badboyz.jpg[/img:sig_uid] ^^^My sucky old banner from last year... [b:sig_uid]<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>Do you like cookies?[/b:sig_uid]</span> <form> <input type="checkbox" name="Yes"> <input type="checkbox" name="No"> <input type="submit" value="Submit"> </form

11-19-2003, 01:05 PM	#7
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the 'Ugly Contest', they said "sorry, no Professionals allowed". Yo mama so stuPid, she took a sPoon to the 'SuPer-Bowl'. Yo mama so fast, her nick name is "DAMN!!!!" Ehh.. Mama j0kes have gotten lame now. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

11-19-2003, 09:53 PM	#8
Ikaruga Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 303 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Your mama is so fat, when she was walkin down the street, a policeman said,"HOLY poop, BREAK IT UP!!!" :laughlong: Your moma is so white, I caught her in the bed with Micheal Jackson and he said,"It wasnt my fault! She was a girl!" :laughlong: She so white she's whiter than Micheal Jackson himself! :laughlong: __________________ My thoughts do not dwell within the darkness of my past, yet I point my sword forward to reveal the light of my future.

11-20-2003, 04:28 AM	#9
Dreadlocks Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: quiet peaceful Vienna VA. Posts: 150 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	that "Moma so white" stuff is really lame. You guys need some better jokes then that. Besides, saying that someone acts "white" is stereotype anyway, and that's not cool. Edited By Dreadlocks on Nov. 20 2003 at 07:29 __________________ "Nothing will come of hate" Kilik - Soul Calibur 2

11-20-2003, 08:21 AM	#10
Kingryu1 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: She field Posts: 3,198 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	yea like asshole said. yo momma jokes are just lame and boring. yawn =/ __________________ Chav : "Watch ya back Dazza, eez chivved-up" - English : "Proceed with caution Darren, He appears to have a weapon"