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SonicDX 11-18-2003 12:27 PM

Just tell jokes i will when i think of sum :)

Ikaruga 11-19-2003 07:19 AM

I got one
When you pull that thing in the garage, does the garage say," Is it...Is it in yet?" *sex joke*

Your mom is so fat, she has a Rolex for each finger! :D



Edited By Ikaruga on Nov. 19 2003 at 10:20

Kingryu1 11-19-2003 08:16 AM

i have two REALLY funny jokes.

SonicDX and Ikaruga. :laugh: damn that so hilarious *cough* =/

pip99 11-19-2003 09:40 AM

Quote:

Your mom is so fat, she has a Rolex for each finger

Dont get to funny whatever you do. =/

SonicDX 11-19-2003 10:33 AM

lol

ledmonkey 11-19-2003 12:08 PM

I got a better momma's joke.

Yo momma's sooooo ugly....she went into a haunted house and came out with an application

asshole 11-19-2003 01:05 PM

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the 'Ugly Contest', they said "sorry, no Professionals allowed".
Yo mama so stuPid, she took a sPoon to the 'SuPer-Bowl'.
Yo mama so fast, her nick name is "DAMN!!!!"



Ehh.. Mama j0kes have gotten lame now.

Ikaruga 11-19-2003 09:53 PM

Your mama is so fat, when she was walkin down the street, a policeman said,"HOLY poop, BREAK IT UP!!!" :laughlong:

Your moma is so white, I caught her in the bed with Micheal Jackson and he said,"It wasnt my fault! She was a girl!" :laughlong:

She so white she's whiter than Micheal Jackson himself! :laughlong:

Dreadlocks 11-20-2003 04:28 AM

that "Moma so white" stuff is really lame. You guys need some better jokes then that.

Besides, saying that someone acts "white" is stereotype anyway, and that's not cool.



Edited By Dreadlocks on Nov. 20 2003 at 07:29

Kingryu1 11-20-2003 08:21 AM

yea like asshole said. yo momma jokes are just lame and boring. *yawn* =/


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