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gieandfer · 08-04-2005, 11:12 PM

o sure blame the shocktv

loadingbar · 08-05-2005, 11:09 AM

i do blame it, and hbos late night television

azncat · 08-06-2005, 06:23 AM

lol you weird load thing o_O isnt that shock thingy about erotic tv shows that couldnt make it to tv cuz it was too mature? so they cramped all that crap into 1 video and show it on hbo?

mastergrim8 · 08-06-2005, 06:31 PM

windarossa please close this topic it's just dead girl

Windarossa · 08-06-2005, 11:44 PM

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ost_uid11]I was going to close this topic, but than a friend sent me these articles. Since they relates to this topic I decided to post them here. I WARN YOU!! IT'S EEEKKKYY!! VERYYYY EKKKKYY!![/b

ost_uid11] ~_~"
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"Police in Malaysia say a [b

ost_uid11]man cut off his own penis and then fried and ate it.[/b

ost_uid11] A police spokesman says the 34-year-old man took drugs before he went to bed Friday night and heard the voices when he woke up. He didn't realize what he had done until he saw the blood."

http://wcbs880.com/water/watercooler...195185728.html

Their is one very important lesson from this story kids... [b

ost_uid11]DON'T DO DRUGS![/b

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"An elderly Romanian man [b

ost_uid11]mistook his penis for a chiken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it,[/b

ost_uid11]"

http://www.weirdspot.com/index.php/848

I don't really know what the lesson is... Well, don't chase and cook chikens with your winky out for the world to see! '~'

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A 40-year-old man is recovering in hospital in The Philippines [b

ost_uid11]after cutting off his penis and eating it.[/b

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Asked about Ernesto Almonte's mental state, a hospital spokesman said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."
[b

ost_uid11]The incident is not the first time a man has severed his own penis and devoured it.[/b

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http://www.onescience.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1578

Their have been quite a few incidents concerning this issue... dubya tee eff!?!? :Oo:[/color

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azncat · 08-07-2005, 09:12 PM

whyd you start a topic about thingys anyway o_O people can just read it off the internet anyway or t.v. =)

Windarossa · 08-08-2005, 05:39 PM

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ost_uid0="azncat"]whyd you start a topic about thingys anyway o_O people can just read it off the internet anyway or t.v. =)[/quote]
Most people don't watch the news or read it online. So for those that don't, I posted these weird news articles so they would know what is going on with people these days.

gieandfer · 08-08-2005, 05:43 PM

man they mustve been really high to eat their own penis. did they even feel the pain?

Windarossa · 08-09-2005, 03:32 PM

It's says that most of them just passed out and woke up covered in blood... The sick part is, that they didn't die from such an injury. I would think a man would die from the pain and blood loss, but I guess a penis isn't as vita of an organ as we would think it to be. lolz :laugh:

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08-04-2005, 11:12 PM	#111
gieandfer Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,115 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	o sure blame the shocktv __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/madbun/Other/gieandfer.jpg[/img:sig_uid] 2006 future champions lifes a bitch "No need for hoping It's a battle lost I gottem crossed as soon as the funk is boping off homie, I hit 'em up" hit em up-tupac

08-05-2005, 11:09 AM	#112
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08-06-2005, 06:23 AM	#113
azncat Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: in my own lil world but it ok they know me here!! Posts: 3,202 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol you weird load thing o_O isnt that shock thingy about erotic tv shows that couldnt make it to tv cuz it was too mature? so they cramped all that crap into 1 video and show it on hbo? __________________ free candy just click here! http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?azncat morons...

08-06-2005, 06:31 PM	#114
mastergrim8 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: AH LOCATION BROOKLYN.NEWYORK Posts: 1,560 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	windarossa please close this topic it's just dead girl __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/mastergrim8/Protoman_Banner.jpg[/img:sig_uid] IF YOU DO GOOD YOU ARE REWARDED FOR YOUR GOOD IF YOU DO BAD YOUR PUNISHED FOR YOUR EVIL ITS TRUE ABOUT WHAT THEY SAY WHATGOES AROUND COMES AROUND EVERY ACTION HAS ITS OWN WAY TO MAKE IT BACK TO YOU THAT TAKES ITS OWN COURSE

08-06-2005, 11:44 PM	#115
Windarossa Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 483 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[color=#810541ost_uid11][bost_uid11]I was going to close this topic, but than a friend sent me these articles. Since they relates to this topic I decided to post them here. I WARN YOU!! IT'S EEEKKKYY!! VERYYYY EKKKKYY!![/bost_uid11] ~_~" ------------------------------------------------------------- [bost_uid11]1.[/bost_uid11] "Police in Malaysia say a [bost_uid11]man cut off his own penis and then fried and ate it.[/bost_uid11] A police spokesman says the 34-year-old man took drugs before he went to bed Friday night and heard the voices when he woke up. He didn't realize what he had done until he saw the blood." http://wcbs880.com/water/watercooler...195185728.html Their is one very important lesson from this story kids... [bost_uid11]DON'T DO DRUGS![/bost_uid11] [bost_uid11]2.[/bost_uid11] "An elderly Romanian man [bost_uid11]mistook his penis for a chiken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it,[/bost_uid11]" http://www.weirdspot.com/index.php/848 I don't really know what the lesson is... Well, don't chase and cook chikens with your winky out for the world to see! '~' [bost_uid11]3.[/bost_uid11] A 40-year-old man is recovering in hospital in The Philippines [bost_uid11]after cutting off his penis and eating it.[/bost_uid11] Asked about Ernesto Almonte's mental state, a hospital spokesman said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you." [bost_uid11]The incident is not the first time a man has severed his own penis and devoured it.[/bost_uid11] http://www.onescience.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1578 Their have been quite a few incidents concerning this issue... dubya tee eff!?!? :Oo:[/colorost_uid11] __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Restavega/contest.gif[/img:sig_uid] Punish the deed, NOT the breed!

08-07-2005, 09:12 PM	#116
azncat Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: in my own lil world but it ok they know me here!! Posts: 3,202 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	whyd you start a topic about thingys anyway o_O people can just read it off the internet anyway or t.v. =) __________________ free candy just click here! http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?azncat morons...

08-08-2005, 05:39 PM	#117
Windarossa Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 483 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="azncat"]whyd you start a topic about thingys anyway o_O people can just read it off the internet anyway or t.v. =)[/quote] Most people don't watch the news or read it online. So for those that don't, I posted these weird news articles so they would know what is going on with people these days. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Restavega/contest.gif[/img:sig_uid] Punish the deed, NOT the breed!

08-08-2005, 05:43 PM	#118
gieandfer Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,115 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	man they mustve been really high to eat their own penis. did they even feel the pain? __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/madbun/Other/gieandfer.jpg[/img:sig_uid] 2006 future champions lifes a bitch "No need for hoping It's a battle lost I gottem crossed as soon as the funk is boping off homie, I hit 'em up" hit em up-tupac

08-09-2005, 03:32 PM	#119
Windarossa Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 483 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	It's says that most of them just passed out and woke up covered in blood... The sick part is, that they didn't die from such an injury. I would think a man would die from the pain and blood loss, but I guess a penis isn't as vita of an organ as we would think it to be. lolz :laugh: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Restavega/contest.gif[/img:sig_uid] Punish the deed, NOT the breed!