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mastergrim8 · 07-26-2005, 07:05 AM

well they he still *bada boom boom* with a girl still but he has to detach his middle finger cause the middle is the second most cells or muscles or whatever next to the penise so he can still do it but he might need some serious operation and maybe a bottle of viagra wouldnt hurt but i saw it in real life this man was like 60 or something wanted to *beep badom boom* this girl that was 20-30 and he went through an operation taking of his penise (it was malfuncting) and replaced it with his middle finger...well the point is you can still do the things that you could of done when you had a real *where the sun dont shine* but it can be replaced with a middle finger and feel the same just without the same enjoyment or size *chuckles*:biggrin: you guys ever see scary movie 1 and that guy gets his picture of his *thing* and it's small as hell and then accuse this other guy...just see the movie. anyway get some viagra and a good surgeon

MEGA_DRACOS_XRL · 07-26-2005, 08:31 AM

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ost_uid0="dark-guardian"]They will mostly likely put a tube leading to his bladder in him and the urine will flow out from there.

...But im still wondering, how did he get it choped off? I couldnt see the lady taking a knife and with 1 slash cutting the thing off like some kind of samurai. And if she had to saw it off, then the man could of over powered her the moment she started to use the knife in a saw motion. Unless he was just siting there watching all of this happen without takin action =/[/quote]
he can still urinate, but it just will take him a longer time than others....

just b/c he got it cut off doesn't mean they cutted of the testicles , plus, she left a little bit, so he can pee out of that..

gieandfer · 07-26-2005, 12:28 PM

yea thats what i was gonna say. they can operate him to change his system around so he can pee out somewhere else.

Windarossa · 07-26-2005, 03:30 PM

oh god... that is horrible. Imagine, one day you are living your life, every thing is normal, you think youre pimping and having fun. The next thing you know, you have no winky... and your life is gone.

It takes you an hour to pee and you will never have a girlfriend and stuff. Just imagine, you meet a nice girl, you go out. Than you have to tell her you have no winky....

Edited By Windarossa on 1122417126

loadingbar · 07-26-2005, 03:34 PM

meh, that would be a fun joke to play on your girlfriend, but it would suck for the men who it isnt a joke for...

gieandfer · 07-26-2005, 03:43 PM

easy. just tell the girl what happened. shell think ur brave for suffering through it. im not sure about this but my friend did this and got a girl instantly

Windarossa · 07-26-2005, 04:17 PM

Ummm yeah... it might work on like a 17 year old girl. But we are talking about on older woman... who most likely is looking for a husband and children... than again, this means that he isn't going to go around cheating on her

~Mastermax~ · 07-26-2005, 04:36 PM

i don't think your understanding this very well windy, how would you feel if your penis was sliced off?

Vash · 07-26-2005, 04:55 PM

Well that was self defense but she had to do what she had to do

dark-guardian · 07-26-2005, 06:39 PM

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ost_uid0="~Mastermax~"]i don't think your understanding this very well windy, how would you feel if your penis was sliced off?[/quote]
O.o

I believe Windarossa is a girl.

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07-26-2005, 07:05 AM	#41
mastergrim8 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: AH LOCATION BROOKLYN.NEWYORK Posts: 1,560 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	well they he still bada boom boom with a girl still but he has to detach his middle finger cause the middle is the second most cells or muscles or whatever next to the penise so he can still do it but he might need some serious operation and maybe a bottle of viagra wouldnt hurt but i saw it in real life this man was like 60 or something wanted to beep badom boom this girl that was 20-30 and he went through an operation taking of his penise (it was malfuncting) and replaced it with his middle finger...well the point is you can still do the things that you could of done when you had a real where the sun dont shine but it can be replaced with a middle finger and feel the same just without the same enjoyment or size chuckles:biggrin: you guys ever see scary movie 1 and that guy gets his picture of his thing and it's small as hell and then accuse this other guy...just see the movie. anyway get some viagra and a good surgeon __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/mastergrim8/Protoman_Banner.jpg[/img:sig_uid] IF YOU DO GOOD YOU ARE REWARDED FOR YOUR GOOD IF YOU DO BAD YOUR PUNISHED FOR YOUR EVIL ITS TRUE ABOUT WHAT THEY SAY WHATGOES AROUND COMES AROUND EVERY ACTION HAS ITS OWN WAY TO MAKE IT BACK TO YOU THAT TAKES ITS OWN COURSE

07-26-2005, 08:31 AM	#42
MEGA_DRACOS_XRL Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: TENNESSEE Posts: 1,051 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="dark-guardian"]They will mostly likely put a tube leading to his bladder in him and the urine will flow out from there. ...But im still wondering, how did he get it choped off? I couldnt see the lady taking a knife and with 1 slash cutting the thing off like some kind of samurai. And if she had to saw it off, then the man could of over powered her the moment she started to use the knife in a saw motion. Unless he was just siting there watching all of this happen without takin action =/[/quote] he can still urinate, but it just will take him a longer time than others.... just b/c he got it cut off doesn't mean they cutted of the testicles , plus, she left a little bit, so he can pee out of that.. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://images.neopets.com/creatives/brightvale_468x60.gif[/img:sig_uid]

07-26-2005, 12:28 PM	#43
gieandfer Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,115 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	yea thats what i was gonna say. they can operate him to change his system around so he can pee out somewhere else. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/madbun/Other/gieandfer.jpg[/img:sig_uid] 2006 future champions lifes a bitch "No need for hoping It's a battle lost I gottem crossed as soon as the funk is boping off homie, I hit 'em up" hit em up-tupac

07-26-2005, 03:30 PM	#44
Windarossa Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 483 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	oh god... that is horrible. Imagine, one day you are living your life, every thing is normal, you think youre pimping and having fun. The next thing you know, you have no winky... and your life is gone. It takes you an hour to pee and you will never have a girlfriend and stuff. Just imagine, you meet a nice girl, you go out. Than you have to tell her you have no winky.... Edited By Windarossa on 1122417126 __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Restavega/contest.gif[/img:sig_uid] Punish the deed, NOT the breed!

07-26-2005, 03:34 PM	#45
loadingbar Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: United States Posts: 390 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	meh, that would be a fun joke to play on your girlfriend, but it would suck for the men who it isnt a joke for... __________________ Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup They slither while they pass, they slip away Across the Universe Pools of Sorrow, Waves of Joy Are drifting through my open mind [img:sig_uid]http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8109/spiderman0wd.gif[/img:sig_uid]

07-26-2005, 03:43 PM	#46
gieandfer Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,115 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	easy. just tell the girl what happened. shell think ur brave for suffering through it. im not sure about this but my friend did this and got a girl instantly __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/madbun/Other/gieandfer.jpg[/img:sig_uid] 2006 future champions lifes a bitch "No need for hoping It's a battle lost I gottem crossed as soon as the funk is boping off homie, I hit 'em up" hit em up-tupac

07-26-2005, 04:17 PM	#47
Windarossa Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 483 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Ummm yeah... it might work on like a 17 year old girl. But we are talking about on older woman... who most likely is looking for a husband and children... than again, this means that he isn't going to go around cheating on her __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Restavega/contest.gif[/img:sig_uid] Punish the deed, NOT the breed!

07-26-2005, 04:36 PM	#48
~Mastermax~ Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Fetus of God (it's a level from darkstalkers, smartass!) Posts: 1,983 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	i don't think your understanding this very well windy, how would you feel if your penis was sliced off? __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/AllYourBaseAnimated.gif[/img:sig_uid]

07-26-2005, 04:55 PM	#49
Vash Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Miami Florida Posts: 1,758 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Well that was self defense but she had to do what she had to do __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v403/Vash2000/mysig.jpg[/img:sig_uid] forum:http://www.sfogeneration.tk

07-26-2005, 06:39 PM	#50
dark-guardian Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: florida Posts: 987 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="~Mastermax~"]i don't think your understanding this very well windy, how would you feel if your penis was sliced off?[/quote] O.o I believe Windarossa is a girl. __________________ [color=orange:sig_uid][b:sig_uid]Er.....is that so?[/b:sig_uid][/color:sig_uid]