Jokes - Only funny ones

Bunmi · 07-03-2003, 07:17 AM

I Got 2 Jokes Really funny i titled them One is

Perverted Chinese Man
and the next is Shaggy and Britany Spears ok here we go

Perverted Chinese man[U]

Theres this woman who boobs grow everytime someone apologizes to her so she bumps into a man and he says sorry the boobs grow eeeeeeeeeeee ---------->---------->
then she bumbs into another man he says sorry eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ------------------------------>----------------------------------> then she bumps into a chinese man and he says im Sorry A thousand apologies EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE=========== ================================================== =====================>============================ ==================================>

next day in the news it said Chinese Man hit by 2 giant torpedoe's

Brittany Spears and Shaggy
[U]

Shaggy and Brittany Spears are in jail right someone farted and shaggy says wasn't me then brittany spears says oops i did it again the next day someone farts shaggy says wasn't me brittany says oops i did it again

The next Someone Farted And it really smelt shaggy says wasn't me brittany spears STRONGER THEN YESTERDAY I CAN STILL SMELL IT A MILE AWAY

LOL these 2 jokes brought to you by Bunmi :laugh:

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07-03-2003, 07:17 AM	#13
Bunmi Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 555 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I Got 2 Jokes Really funny i titled them One is Perverted Chinese Man and the next is Shaggy and Britany Spears ok here we go Perverted Chinese man[U] Theres this woman who boobs grow everytime someone apologizes to her so she bumps into a man and he says sorry the boobs grow eeeeeeeeeeee ---------->----------> then she bumbs into another man he says sorry eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ------------------------------>----------------------------------> then she bumps into a chinese man and he says im Sorry A thousand apologies EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE=========== ================================================== =====================>============================ ==================================> next day in the news it said Chinese Man hit by 2 giant torpedoe's Brittany Spears and Shaggy [U] Shaggy and Brittany Spears are in jail right someone farted and shaggy says wasn't me then brittany spears says oops i did it again the next day someone farts shaggy says wasn't me brittany says oops i did it again The next Someone Farted And it really smelt shaggy says wasn't me brittany spears STRONGER THEN YESTERDAY I CAN STILL SMELL IT A MILE AWAY LOL these 2 jokes brought to you by Bunmi :laugh: __________________ http://bunmi5.tripod.com A True Fighter is Always Intense http://www.boomspeed.com/oren/bunmi.gif http://www.angelfire.com/space2/vash...ASH-BANNER.gif