Jokes - Only funny ones

asshole · 06-30-2003, 10:02 PM

This guy walks into a Bar and Sits on a Seat..
On the seat next to him there's a Horse sitting, looking all sad. Next to the Horse it says "If you make this Horse LAUGH, you'll get a Jar full of Golden coins".. (NOTHING can make this horse laugh.. )
So the Guy reads the sign and whisPers something in the Horses ear and the Horse starts laughing his ass off!
Everyones all Shocked..
Then the guy just takes the Jar and leaves!

The guy comes back the next day and the same thing haPPens, but this time the sign says "If you make this horse CRY, you'll get a Jar full of Golden Coins".. (NOTHING can make this horse cry.. )
Well the guy does something and the horses starts crying..
Everyones all Shocked again, because NOTHIGN can make teh Horse do ANYTHING..
So the guy Picks uP his Jar and starts to leave..
But before he left some guy asks him.. "Hey man, how do you do this? yesterday you made him Laugh, and today you made him cry.. How do you do this?"

The guy was like "Easy... Yesterday I told the Horse that I have a Bigger Dick, so the Horse found it funny and started laughing, but today I actually showed him my dick!"

Hahaha..
I liked that joke a LOT!

Edited By asshole on July 01 2003 at 14:03

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06-30-2003, 10:02 PM	#6
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	This guy walks into a Bar and Sits on a Seat.. On the seat next to him there's a Horse sitting, looking all sad. Next to the Horse it says "If you make this Horse LAUGH, you'll get a Jar full of Golden coins".. (NOTHING can make this horse laugh.. ) So the Guy reads the sign and whisPers something in the Horses ear and the Horse starts laughing his ass off! Everyones all Shocked.. Then the guy just takes the Jar and leaves! The guy comes back the next day and the same thing haPPens, but this time the sign says "If you make this horse CRY, you'll get a Jar full of Golden Coins".. (NOTHING can make this horse cry.. ) Well the guy does something and the horses starts crying.. Everyones all Shocked again, because NOTHIGN can make teh Horse do ANYTHING.. So the guy Picks uP his Jar and starts to leave.. But before he left some guy asks him.. "Hey man, how do you do this? yesterday you made him Laugh, and today you made him cry.. How do you do this?" The guy was like "Easy... Yesterday I told the Horse that I have a Bigger Dick, so the Horse found it funny and started laughing, but today I actually showed him my dick!" Hahaha.. I liked that joke a LOT! Edited By asshole on July 01 2003 at 14:03 __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!