Yo momma jokes - Number 2

g_t_a_v_i_c_e · 03-28-2003, 08:03 AM

Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude.
Yo momma has no ears.... I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses
Yo momma has an ass soo big she has to #### in a dumpster

Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo momma so dark when people refer to Darkness comming in the future they refer to her next visit.
Yo momma so dark they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa"

Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro!
Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker

Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!
Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"
Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive
Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.
Yo momma so slutty I fliped her and I's a chick!
Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
Yo momma so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS
Yo momma so slutty she is known as Homecomming Disease
Yo momma so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline

try and beat that ...... :laughlong: funny in it

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03-28-2003, 08:03 AM	#2
g_t_a_v_i_c_e Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 137 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle. Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper. Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back. Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree. Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying. Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights. Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand. Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it. Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles. Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude. Yo momma has no ears.... I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses Yo momma has an ass soo big she has to #### in a dumpster Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. Yo momma so dark when people refer to Darkness comming in the future they refer to her next visit. Yo momma so dark they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa" Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples! Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro! Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley! Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball! Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt! Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs" Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change. Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times. Yo momma so slutty I fliped her and I's a chick! Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man. Yo momma so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS Yo momma so slutty she is known as Homecomming Disease Yo momma so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline try and beat that ...... :laughlong: funny in it