Hillarious quotes

Nantuko Joe · 03-03-2003, 11:46 AM

I like my liquor the same way I like my friends: straight.
-My friend, while drunk

Drink till she's hot
-My friend, while drunk

A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
-NoSoul4evr

She has a boyfriend? Stay away then, unless he's a biotch. If that's the case, then you nab the girl while I jump him from behind
-My friend, while drunk

You know what they say about guys with big feet... (me, to a chick, while she was staring wide-eyed at me after I asked for size 15 bowling shoes)
Yeah, that it's just a rumor? (the above chick's boyfriend, to me, laughing)

I'm half Polish, half German. That means that while in Germany, I have legal rights to kill myself.
-My half-German, half-Polish friend

I'm half Italian, part Polish. That means I get extremely pissed off and get a bad temper at stupid reasons.
-Me

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03-03-2003, 11:46 AM	#7
Nantuko Joe Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Right behind you... Posts: 1,479 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I like my liquor the same way I like my friends: straight. -My friend, while drunk Drink till she's hot -My friend, while drunk A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. -NoSoul4evr She has a boyfriend? Stay away then, unless he's a biotch. If that's the case, then you nab the girl while I jump him from behind -My friend, while drunk You know what they say about guys with big feet... (me, to a chick, while she was staring wide-eyed at me after I asked for size 15 bowling shoes) Yeah, that it's just a rumor? (the above chick's boyfriend, to me, laughing) I'm half Polish, half German. That means that while in Germany, I have legal rights to kill myself. -My half-German, half-Polish friend I'm half Italian, part Polish. That means I get extremely pissed off and get a bad temper at stupid reasons. -Me