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Well, come on people; post yours!
It takes a big man to cry... but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. :laugh: |
Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.
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Beauty is in the eye of the Black Haus --My Friend, while Drunk
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read my sig.. :laugh:
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Well if booty is my treasure then why am I recieving gold....
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"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield "What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap." James Agate "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." Woody Allen "My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects." ..my dad |
I like my liquor the same way I like my friends: straight.
-My friend, while drunk Drink till she's hot -My friend, while drunk A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. -NoSoul4evr She has a boyfriend? Stay away then, unless he's a biotch. If that's the case, then you nab the girl while I jump him from behind -My friend, while drunk You know what they say about guys with big feet... (me, to a chick, while she was staring wide-eyed at me after I asked for size 15 bowling shoes) Yeah, that it's just a rumor? (the above chick's boyfriend, to me, laughing) I'm half Polish, half German. That means that while in Germany, I have legal rights to kill myself. -My half-German, half-Polish friend I'm half Italian, part Polish. That means I get extremely pissed off and get a bad temper at stupid reasons. -Me |
"Here's something you'll never hear a guy say
stop sucking my dick or i'll call the police" George Carlin |
[quote:post_uid0="BRODIEMAN"]"Here's something you'll never hear a guy say
stop sucking my dick or i'll call the police" George Carlin[/quote] :laughlong: |
[quote:post_uid0="KickurassKen"][quote:post_uid0="BRODIEMAN"]"Here's something you'll never hear a guy say
stop sucking my dick or i'll call the police" George Carlin[/quote] :laughlong:[/quote] Dude...you must be the Spammer Of The Year....you spam so damn much.... |
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