Music jokes - Got some post here then

machine1 · 02-14-2003, 04:28 PM

the music jokes thread.. post here ifu have any good music jokes. here are mine:

why did aaliyah have a mustache?
because she was "more than a woman"
lmao get it?

u know alicia keys is in the hospital? (u ask why)
because she kept on "fallin"
lmao

why did eminem rob the bank?
because he only had 50 cent
lmfao

why did nsync split up?
because everyone said "bye, bye, bye"

lmao wellthose are mine any one got some music jokes
1 more

why did nelly go to footlocker?
because he wanted to buy some "air force ones"

machine1 · 02-14-2003, 04:47 PM

i got another 1

why didnt R kelly's car start?
because he forgot to stick the key in the "ignition"
lol

what did trina say when ludacris was in the hospital?
everything gon "b r right"
:lol:

what did clipse say when they saw a dead body?
"what happen to that boy"
lol

DA_VIPA · 02-15-2003, 05:31 AM

what did shagy say when he farted in a elevator full of ppl??
'it wasnt me..'

Ludacris · 02-15-2003, 05:57 PM

yeah thery're pretty funny......except Aaliyah's........she's dead man.......let her rest in peace.....Love U Aaliyah......but still the joke was good :biggrin:

~virtualfighter~ · 02-15-2003, 06:02 PM

soo... r-kelly had sex with a minor but nobodycars right <

SolidSnake76 · 02-15-2003, 10:08 PM

r kelly is more twisted than a crackhead.

if or once he lands in jail, he better sing 'i believe i can fly' and grow sum damn wings.

machine1 · 02-21-2003, 03:26 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="SolidSnake76"]r kelly is more twisted than a crackhead.

if or once he lands in jail, he better sing 'i believe i can fly' and grow sum damn wings.[/quote]
lmfao :laughlong: :lol:

Jhteck29 · 02-21-2003, 04:36 PM

a drummer, sick of all the dumb jokes about how stupid percussionists are, went to a nearby store to buy a new instrument to start a new career. When he entered the store, an assistant advised the man to try playing the accordion. "ok", said the man, "ill take that big red accordion in the corner then." "You're a drummer aren't you?" asked the assistant. "Why, yes, how did you know?" asked the man. "that big red accordion in the corner is the radiator."

machine1 · 02-21-2003, 04:38 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="Jaims"]a drummer, sick of all the dumb jokes about how stupid percussionists are, went to a nearby store to buy a new instrument to start a new career. When he entered the store, an assistant advised the man to try playing the accordion. "ok", said the man, "ill take that big red accordion in the corner then." "You're a drummer aren't you?" asked the assistant. "Why, yes, how did you know?" asked the man. "that big red accordion in the corner is the radiator."[/quote]
hhm... well i guess i wasnt clear enough..i wanted jokes with music artists... like we were doing

SolidSnake76 · 02-21-2003, 05:20 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="Jaims"]a drummer, sick of all the dumb jokes about how stupid percussionists are, went to a nearby store to buy a new instrument to start a new career. When he entered the store, an assistant advised the man to try playing the accordion. "ok", said the man, "ill take that big red accordion in the corner then." "You're a drummer aren't you?" asked the assistant. "Why, yes, how did you know?" asked the man. "that big red accordion in the corner is the radiator."[/quote]
man thats dead. u killed it.

micheal jackson love kids. i bet he sing to them 'you rock my world'. but he truly 'shocked da world'.

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02-14-2003, 04:28 PM	#1
machine1 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,622 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	the music jokes thread.. post here ifu have any good music jokes. here are mine: why did aaliyah have a mustache? because she was "more than a woman" lmao get it? u know alicia keys is in the hospital? (u ask why) because she kept on "fallin" lmao why did eminem rob the bank? because he only had 50 cent lmfao why did nsync split up? because everyone said "bye, bye, bye" lmao wellthose are mine any one got some music jokes 1 more why did nelly go to footlocker? because he wanted to buy some "air force ones" __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/7w17ch/machine1.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Jersey City..... We on top....

02-14-2003, 04:47 PM	#2
machine1 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,622 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	i got another 1 why didnt R kelly's car start? because he forgot to stick the key in the "ignition" lol what did trina say when ludacris was in the hospital? everything gon "b r right" :lol: what did clipse say when they saw a dead body? "what happen to that boy" lol __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/7w17ch/machine1.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Jersey City..... We on top....

02-15-2003, 05:57 PM	#4
Ludacris Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 4,935 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	yeah thery're pretty funny......except Aaliyah's........she's dead man.......let her rest in peace.....Love U Aaliyah......but still the joke was good :biggrin: __________________ Fighting Name: Darkludacris [quote:sig_uid]Corky is mine[/quote:sig_uid] [img:sig_uid]http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v256/Darkludacris/Ludascorky.gif[/img:sig_uid]

02-15-2003, 06:02 PM	#5
~virtualfighter~ Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: .::-[..EaSt LoS AnGeLes..]-::. Posts: 264 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	soo... r-kelly had sex with a minor but nobodycars right < __________________ [quote:sig_uid]we try to get out, YOU TRY TO GET IN[/quote:sig_uid]http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/virtu...ter/yuntag.jpg .::-RESPECT THE ARTE-::.

02-15-2003, 05:31 AM	#3
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	what did shagy say when he farted in a elevator full of ppl?? 'it wasnt me..'

02-15-2003, 10:08 PM	#6
SolidSnake76 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	r kelly is more twisted than a crackhead. if or once he lands in jail, he better sing 'i believe i can fly' and grow sum damn wings. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SolidSnake76/thevet.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

02-21-2003, 03:26 PM	#7
machine1 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,622 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="SolidSnake76"]r kelly is more twisted than a crackhead. if or once he lands in jail, he better sing 'i believe i can fly' and grow sum damn wings.[/quote] lmfao :laughlong: :lol: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/7w17ch/machine1.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Jersey City..... We on top....

02-21-2003, 04:36 PM	#8
Jhteck29 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 375 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	a drummer, sick of all the dumb jokes about how stupid percussionists are, went to a nearby store to buy a new instrument to start a new career. When he entered the store, an assistant advised the man to try playing the accordion. "ok", said the man, "ill take that big red accordion in the corner then." "You're a drummer aren't you?" asked the assistant. "Why, yes, how did you know?" asked the man. "that big red accordion in the corner is the radiator." __________________ The Pacers and Gorillaz Rule

02-21-2003, 04:38 PM	#9
machine1 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,622 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Jaims"]a drummer, sick of all the dumb jokes about how stupid percussionists are, went to a nearby store to buy a new instrument to start a new career. When he entered the store, an assistant advised the man to try playing the accordion. "ok", said the man, "ill take that big red accordion in the corner then." "You're a drummer aren't you?" asked the assistant. "Why, yes, how did you know?" asked the man. "that big red accordion in the corner is the radiator."[/quote] hhm... well i guess i wasnt clear enough..i wanted jokes with music artists... like we were doing __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/7w17ch/machine1.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Jersey City..... We on top....

02-21-2003, 05:20 PM	#10
SolidSnake76 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Jaims"]a drummer, sick of all the dumb jokes about how stupid percussionists are, went to a nearby store to buy a new instrument to start a new career. When he entered the store, an assistant advised the man to try playing the accordion. "ok", said the man, "ill take that big red accordion in the corner then." "You're a drummer aren't you?" asked the assistant. "Why, yes, how did you know?" asked the man. "that big red accordion in the corner is the radiator."[/quote] man thats dead. u killed it. micheal jackson love kids. i bet he sing to them 'you rock my world'. but he truly 'shocked da world'. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SolidSnake76/thevet.jpg[/img:sig_uid]