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ZeroEna · 04-20-2002, 11:56 AM

Q:How do you keep a blond oocupied all weekend?

A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabatize them! lol*

Note: this another blond joke
Link Zelda and Dark Link are stranded on an island and a gold fish swims up and says he'll grant each of them one wish each Link says he wants to home and he dissapears. Next Dark Link says he wants to go home to be with his family and he dissapears. Now Zeldas the only one there and she says humm it kind of dull around hear bring those two back.

Q:Why do blonds only buy BMWs and LTDs?
try to figure it out then poast the ancer.

comboMastah · 04-20-2002, 12:42 PM

How do you call a blonde with painted brown hair?

Artificial Intellegie

xman242 · 04-20-2002, 05:50 PM

Q: How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

A: You wave at her!:biggrin:

ZeroEna · 04-20-2002, 05:54 PM

Lol* good one Xman.

but seriously someone try to amswer my poast.

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04-20-2002, 11:56 AM	#1
ZeroEna Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: L2 Posts: 885 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Q:How do you keep a blond oocupied all weekend? A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabatize them! lol* Note: this another blond joke Link Zelda and Dark Link are stranded on an island and a gold fish swims up and says he'll grant each of them one wish each Link says he wants to home and he dissapears. Next Dark Link says he wants to go home to be with his family and he dissapears. Now Zeldas the only one there and she says humm it kind of dull around hear bring those two back. Q:Why do blonds only buy BMWs and LTDs? try to figure it out then poast the ancer. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.moonlotus.net/themesong/roadtothewest.jpg[/img:sig_uid] "To those with dreams... let them fly high" "I make my own destiny!!!"

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xman242 Member New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 47 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Q: How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? A: You wave at her!:biggrin: __________________ No matter if I win or I lose, I will still be #1!!!!

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ZeroEna Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: L2 Posts: 885 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Lol* good one Xman. but seriously someone try to amswer my poast. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.moonlotus.net/themesong/roadtothewest.jpg[/img:sig_uid] "To those with dreams... let them fly high" "I make my own destiny!!!"

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comboMastah Member New Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 40 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	How do you call a blonde with painted brown hair? Artificial Intellegie