Whats the first thing that goes through a flys mind when it hits the windshield of a car???

IT'S ASS!!

OMG that has to be the dumbest/lamest thing I've ever heard. What are you trying to do, anyways? Rip off Nferno's s/n?

No, he is not trying to rip off Nferno666 screen name. It is actually possible for someone else on the entire world wide web to have the digits 666 in them. Also 666 represents Satan.

Wow, really? Gee, thanks for setting me straight, Selvin!
666='Mark of the Beast.' Who would have thought?

your mom..........

Weezer, that was dumb!

And, I have some jokes of my own... but just not right for this "Profanity Block"!

i have a blond joke

there was a blond who wanted a hair cut so she went into a barber shop. she had her head phones on so she told the barber that she needed them to live. he gave her a bad hair cut but she liked it so she came back in two weeks for a hair cut. she fell asleep and the barber took off her head phones and she died(what was playing was breathe in breathe out breathe in breathe out.) :shocked:

lol............................

Pretty funny subzero

Another Blonde Joke

What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette?

A blonde doing cartwheels