Post all the jokes you have ever heard of

[SolidSnake76]

i dont remember that one but here one that would kill a person.

on oprah's show, she was talking about how can u save the economy with dr phil. she says if u have alot of house and a huge staff, cut back on the staff. one woman said this:

'oprah, i only have one house and no staff. i think its a bad idea.'

oprah gave her an evil look and stared. the woman asked:

'what have i done?'

phil: u unleash an evil the world has never seen.

phil hid behind the audeince stands, everyone was getting scared and the next thing u know, oprah turned into one of those vampires from buffy the vampire slayer. she jumped like she was on the moon, bent down to the woman and bit her neck and sucked her blood. she did it again and said;

'I KILL U ALL JUST LIKE MY BOOK CLUB.'

she breathes out a gas and everyone falls dead except phil. oprah says:

oprah: PHIL, TAKE MY HAND.
phil: yes oprah, yes oprah.

they flew up, the credits were show and during that, dr phil just fell on the ground like a corspe.

now thats funny.