post all the jokes you know and yous them

This thread is the best...

Thats the only joke I know.

[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"]This thread is the best...

Thats the only joke I know.[/quote]
:lol: hahaha that was a good one man!!!!! lol

well Y'all been a great crowd........For Me To Poop On!!!!! I Kid!!! I Kid!!! :biggrin:

[quote:post_uid0="mysticveggeto"]post all the jokes you know and yous them[/quote]
Haha :lol: yous haha........anyways go here , see if there is some funny jokes there. :alien:

i got a joke. (im black so i can say this joke) ;)

why are black people good in basketball???

because they run shoot and steal!!!!

hahahahahahahhaahha!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

lets start a small topic about oprah here. i start off.

what is the deal with oprah?

she fat, she thin, she fat, she thin. i mean c'mon. choose a body type and live with it. the last thing we need to see is a 20,000lbs bitch eating up all of chicago.

[quote:post_uid0="SolidSnake76"]lets start a small topic about oprah here. i start off.

what is the deal with oprah?

she fat, she thin, she fat, she thin. i mean c'mon. choose a body type and live with it. the last thing we need to see is a 20,000lbs bitch eating up all of chicago.[/quote]
lol........did U saw the MAd Tv sketch when they were imitating Dr.phil and he was telling people if they should get plastic surgery or not........and then Oprah wanted to surprise him and then.........anyway It's better to see it.......that was a funny one...... :laughlong:

i dont remember that one but here one that would kill a person.

on oprah's show, she was talking about how can u save the economy with dr phil. she says if u have alot of house and a huge staff, cut back on the staff. one woman said this:

'oprah, i only have one house and no staff. i think its a bad idea.'

oprah gave her an evil look and stared. the woman asked:

'what have i done?'

phil: u unleash an evil the world has never seen.

phil hid behind the audeince stands, everyone was getting scared and the next thing u know, oprah turned into one of those vampires from buffy the vampire slayer. she jumped like she was on the moon, bent down to the woman and bit her neck and sucked her blood. she did it again and said;

'I KILL U ALL JUST LIKE MY BOOK CLUB.'

she breathes out a gas and everyone falls dead except phil. oprah says:

oprah: PHIL, TAKE MY HAND.
phil: yes oprah, yes oprah.

they flew up, the credits were show and during that, dr phil just fell on the ground like a corspe.

now thats funny.