Any good jokes - read or write a joke

ZeroEna · 04-20-2002, 11:27 AM

Here's how you now if you might be a redneck

If you own a home that is moble and 14 cars that aren't
you might be a redneck

If the most common phrase herd in you house is "somebody go jiggle the handel!"you might be a redneck

If you've been maried 3 times and still have the same in laws you might be a redneck

If your lawn furnature use to be your living room furniture you might be a redneck

If your dog passes gas and you claim it you might be a redneck

If your wife has ever said "come move this transmision so I can take a bath!"you might be a redneck

If your grandmother can properly exacute the sleeper hold you might be a redneck

If your underwear doubles as your bathing suit (a little finger pointing going on now :biggrin:you might be a redneck

If you own a waffle house credit card you might be a redneck

If you refer to your wife and your mother-in-law as duel air bags you might be a redneck

If you've ever bin accused of lieing threw your tooth you might be a redneck

If you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive you might be a redneck

If you get hot flashes at a cattle oction you might be a redneck

If you wear a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't you might be a redneck

If someone hollers hoedown! and your girl friend hits the floor you might be a redneck.

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04-20-2002, 11:27 AM	#29
ZeroEna Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: L2 Posts: 885 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Here's how you now if you might be a redneck If you own a home that is moble and 14 cars that aren't you might be a redneck If the most common phrase herd in you house is "somebody go jiggle the handel!"you might be a redneck If you've been maried 3 times and still have the same in laws you might be a redneck If your lawn furnature use to be your living room furniture you might be a redneck If your dog passes gas and you claim it you might be a redneck If your wife has ever said "come move this transmision so I can take a bath!"you might be a redneck If your grandmother can properly exacute the sleeper hold you might be a redneck If your underwear doubles as your bathing suit (a little finger pointing going on now :biggrin:you might be a redneck If you own a waffle house credit card you might be a redneck If you refer to your wife and your mother-in-law as duel air bags you might be a redneck If you've ever bin accused of lieing threw your tooth you might be a redneck If you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive you might be a redneck If you get hot flashes at a cattle oction you might be a redneck If you wear a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't you might be a redneck If someone hollers hoedown! and your girl friend hits the floor you might be a redneck. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.moonlotus.net/themesong/roadtothewest.jpg[/img:sig_uid] "To those with dreams... let them fly high" "I make my own destiny!!!"

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