Any good jokes - read or write a joke

04-20-2002, 09:34 AM

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Jokes - Come and joke	estset	RaNdOm iNsAnItY	33	03-07-2005 05:11 PM
Jokes (read em and post em) - If u got a joke post it even if it's dry	wargun	RaNdOm iNsAnItY	19	04-18-2004 08:26 PM
Read this before its too late! - This is no joke	alamgir	General	36	04-17-2003 08:50 PM
any one know any good blonde jokes??? - blonde jokes	Dabomb	General Comments and Strategies	1	04-07-2002 12:04 AM
i made this in about 10 minutes so don't joke on me - read		General Comments and Strategies	35	11-12-2001 05:43 AM

04-20-2002, 09:34 AM	#21
Guest Posts: n/a Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: Post(s) Tagged: Thread(s) Quoted: Post(s)	Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!"