Jokes (read em and post em) - If u got a joke post it even if it's dry

wargun · 04-09-2004, 07:56 PM

got bored so i decided to make this topic in anycase here's a joke and if youlike a joke give a biggrin if youdon't stay silent.

Heart Sugeon and Mechanic

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor
of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart
surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for
the service manager to come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can
I ask you a question?"

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to
the mechanic working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag
and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I also can
open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts
and when I finish this will work just like a new one.
So how come I get a pittance and you get the really
big money, when you and I are doing basically the
same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and
whispered to the mechanic......"Try doing it with the
engine running!"

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04-09-2004, 07:56 PM	#1
wargun Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Dominica Posts: 613 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	got bored so i decided to make this topic in anycase here's a joke and if youlike a joke give a biggrin if youdon't stay silent. Heart Sugeon and Mechanic A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?" The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I get a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic......"Try doing it with the engine running!" __________________ http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/...erz/Wargun.gif