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[wargun]

Here's another one

An American, Japanese, and a Jamaican are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound the American presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Jamaican, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decides he has to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raise their eyebrows, "Wow! What's that?" He proudly replies, "Oh dat..... is a fax mi a get."