Any good jokes - read or write a joke

Red Dragon 666 · 04-05-2002, 09:19 PM

Whats the first thing that goes through a flys mind when it hits the windshield of a car???

IT'S ASS!!

Troy88 · 04-05-2002, 09:32 PM

OMG that has to be the dumbest/lamest thing I've ever heard. What are you trying to do, anyways? Rip off Nferno's s/n?

Selvin · 04-06-2002, 04:16 AM

No, he is not trying to rip off Nferno666 screen name. It is actually possible for someone else on the entire world wide web to have the digits 666 in them. Also 666 represents Satan.

Troy88 · 04-06-2002, 06:13 AM

Wow, really? Gee, thanks for setting me straight, Selvin!
666='Mark of the Beast.' Who would have thought?

weezer · 04-06-2002, 02:27 PM

your mom..........

asshole · 04-06-2002, 02:59 PM

Weezer, that was dumb!

And, I have some jokes of my own... but just not right for this "Profanity Block"!

Dabomb · 04-06-2002, 03:11 PM

i have a blond joke

there was a blond who wanted a hair cut so she went into a barber shop. she had her head phones on so she told the barber that she needed them to live. he gave her a bad hair cut but she liked it so she came back in two weeks for a hair cut. she fell asleep and the barber took off her head phones and she died(what was playing was breathe in breathe out breathe in breathe out.) :shocked:

weezer · 04-06-2002, 03:55 PM

lol............................

InfernoMax · 04-06-2002, 05:30 PM

Pretty funny subzero

04-06-2002, 07:47 PM

Another Blonde Joke

What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette?

A blonde doing cartwheels

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04-05-2002, 09:32 PM	#2
Troy88 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 345 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	OMG that has to be the dumbest/lamest thing I've ever heard. What are you trying to do, anyways? Rip off Nferno's s/n? __________________ http://www.boomspeed.com/ibanezrg23/Sabretooth.gif

04-06-2002, 04:16 AM	#3
Selvin Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 3,349 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	No, he is not trying to rip off Nferno666 screen name. It is actually possible for someone else on the entire world wide web to have the digits 666 in them. Also 666 represents Satan. __________________ http://free.7host02.com/astro75/signatureSelvin2.gif

04-06-2002, 06:13 AM	#4
Troy88 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 345 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Wow, really? Gee, thanks for setting me straight, Selvin! 666='Mark of the Beast.' Who would have thought? __________________ http://www.boomspeed.com/ibanezrg23/Sabretooth.gif

04-06-2002, 02:27 PM	#5
weezer Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 336 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	your mom.......... __________________ http://www.burningfist.com/guests/se.../weezertag.gif

04-05-2002, 09:19 PM	#1
Red Dragon 666 Junior Member New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Whats the first thing that goes through a flys mind when it hits the windshield of a car??? IT'S ASS!!

04-06-2002, 02:59 PM	#6
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Weezer, that was dumb! And, I have some jokes of my own... but just not right for this "Profanity Block"! __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

04-06-2002, 03:11 PM	#7
Dabomb Junior Member New Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 11 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	i have a blond joke there was a blond who wanted a hair cut so she went into a barber shop. she had her head phones on so she told the barber that she needed them to live. he gave her a bad hair cut but she liked it so she came back in two weeks for a hair cut. she fell asleep and the barber took off her head phones and she died(what was playing was breathe in breathe out breathe in breathe out.) :shocked:

04-06-2002, 03:55 PM	#8
weezer Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 336 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol............................ __________________ http://www.burningfist.com/guests/se.../weezertag.gif

04-06-2002, 05:30 PM	#9
InfernoMax Junior Member New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 11 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Pretty funny subzero __________________ You may match my skills.....but you can't touch my FURY.

04-06-2002, 07:47 PM	#10
Guest Posts: n/a Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: Post(s) Tagged: Thread(s) Quoted: Post(s)	Another Blonde Joke What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette? A blonde doing cartwheels