Want to feel your own turd? - This is not fake

Saijin_Ryu · 01-27-2004, 02:16 PM

Most people won't belive me, but test it out for yourself before you judge me . Everyone has poo in them, and not the kind from prison where you can send giant shats flying at people. I've studied crapping since I was a kid, and my cousin's an expert at the toilet and he's the one that taught me this. This is how it works, and it might take a while to actually get it right.

1. Move one foot from a toilet and face it.

2. Stick your hand in the loo and feel around.

3. This is the most important step. Reach out and try to grasp for any signs of crap.

4. A brown feeling should smother your hand. Thats your turd.

It's sort of freaky but trust me it works

Tell me if it worked for you...

......

Or is it because every1 is against me?

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01-27-2004, 02:16 PM	#1
Saijin_Ryu Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere in England Posts: 4,082 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Most people won't belive me, but test it out for yourself before you judge me . Everyone has poo in them, and not the kind from prison where you can send giant shats flying at people. I've studied crapping since I was a kid, and my cousin's an expert at the toilet and he's the one that taught me this. This is how it works, and it might take a while to actually get it right. 1. Move one foot from a toilet and face it. 2. Stick your hand in the loo and feel around. 3. This is the most important step. Reach out and try to grasp for any signs of crap. 4. A brown feeling should smother your hand. Thats your turd. It's sort of freaky but trust me it works Tell me if it worked for you... ...... Or is it because every1 is against me?