Are you ready for christmas? - Are you ready or not?

Juggernaut · 12-01-2002, 04:46 PM

Lol well I'm not. It was snowing here today and someone try to get out of the snow, went up on the curb, slid off the curb and slammed into the side of our car. The two front new tires popped and went flat, its loaded with dents, but one semi good thing that came out of it : Our car wasn't as messed up as his was with a huge chunk out of the front end. Shows older cars are better built to withstand than the newer cars. Another thing his car was brand new. OUCH.

Jr · 12-01-2002, 06:40 PM

I dont think I'm ready because after falling off the side of Mt. Rushemore, I fell into this bottomless pit where Santa REALLY lives and he told me until I changed my ways, I would never get any good presents. I hate Santa :angryfire:

asshole · 12-01-2002, 06:52 PM

Jr, me too...

Santa didn't give me any presents last year, so I b!tched him off, and he didn't like it. So he said he's gonna do something really bad to me this year...

Jr · 12-01-2002, 06:54 PM

I always knew Santa was a child molester........ :angry:

montalvo · 12-01-2002, 06:55 PM

screw santa...that fat bastard.Im getting everything on credit lol
buy now pay later :biggrin:

asshole · 12-01-2002, 06:59 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="Jr"]I always knew Santa was a child molester........ :angry:[/quote]
He's a Child Molester?!?!?!?

Is that what he's...gonna ...do to...me.??

I'm M..Mo..Moving out..

Jr · 12-01-2002, 07:01 PM

...asshole, I'm afraid so ???

but moving out would not work cuz he knows where everybody lives.....even those who live in out-houses.....

asshole · 12-01-2002, 07:09 PM

Seriously???

Then i'm done for..?

apocolypse83 · 12-01-2002, 08:36 PM

Yeah that fat ass gave me a piece of coal for christmas so I will give HIM coal for christmas. i'll give it to em good to. hehehe

montalvo · 12-01-2002, 09:28 PM

coal?
*cough*

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12-01-2002, 04:46 PM	#1
Juggernaut Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Lol well I'm not. It was snowing here today and someone try to get out of the snow, went up on the curb, slid off the curb and slammed into the side of our car. The two front new tires popped and went flat, its loaded with dents, but one semi good thing that came out of it : Our car wasn't as messed up as his was with a huge chunk out of the front end. Shows older cars are better built to withstand than the newer cars. Another thing his car was brand new. OUCH. __________________ Death is nothing, I'm much more deadlier...

12-01-2002, 06:40 PM	#2
Jr Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Washington Posts: 437 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I dont think I'm ready because after falling off the side of Mt. Rushemore, I fell into this bottomless pit where Santa REALLY lives and he told me until I changed my ways, I would never get any good presents. I hate Santa :angryfire: __________________ Fools--Jr

12-01-2002, 06:52 PM	#3
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Jr, me too... Santa didn't give me any presents last year, so I b!tched him off, and he didn't like it. So he said he's gonna do something really bad to me this year... __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

12-01-2002, 06:54 PM	#4
Jr Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Washington Posts: 437 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I always knew Santa was a child molester........ :angry: __________________ Fools--Jr

12-01-2002, 06:55 PM	#5
montalvo Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 794 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	screw santa...that fat bastard.Im getting everything on credit lol buy now pay later :biggrin: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev2/files/montalvo/dubya tee eff.jpg[/img:sig_uid] We lost the SuperBowl! XD

12-01-2002, 06:59 PM	#6
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Jr"]I always knew Santa was a child molester........ :angry:[/quote] He's a Child Molester?!?!?!? Is that what he's...gonna ...do to...me.?? I'm M..Mo..Moving out.. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

12-01-2002, 07:01 PM	#7
Jr Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Washington Posts: 437 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	...asshole, I'm afraid so ??? but moving out would not work cuz he knows where everybody lives.....even those who live in out-houses..... __________________ Fools--Jr

12-01-2002, 07:09 PM	#8
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Seriously??? Then i'm done for..? __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

12-01-2002, 08:36 PM	#9
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12-01-2002, 09:28 PM	#10
montalvo Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 794 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	coal? cough __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev2/files/montalvo/dubya tee eff.jpg[/img:sig_uid] We lost the SuperBowl! XD