Today we go on a..... - Noob safari! ( its meant to be funny)

SonicDX · 12-12-2003, 12:00 PM

Today, we go on a hunt to find the post common people in the SFO community. Noobs. There are two types. Forum and In-Game newbs.

First, We will look at the forum ####. These are the most common traits of a forum ####:

An intesne instinct to post a total load of bull-poop and hope to be praised.

Posts endless character polls.

Post as much as they can in a day and hope to be as well known as TMyapp and may hope to infiltrate the order of mods, admins and VIPS.

Post Something like ' Hi ' in the middle of a topic ( usually followed by a :buttrock: smiley.

How we can defeat them

There are a few ways to defeat a forum ####, firstly, we can show them the ropes. Second we can ignore their posts. If pushed to an extent, that can simply be banned.

IN-Game newbs

Profile

Favourite Characters : cyc|ops Ryu Sentinel Chun li.

Favourite moves: Lightning kick, hadoken, optic blast.

these are the types of players that think they can simply rise to the #1 posistion by doing a hadoken and using all their helpers at once. Quite common in the game, the only known ways of defeating them is to block and use helpers.

Summary

Newbs may never be truly defeated. That why people like us must rise against them.

all in all, happy hunting and tell us all the newbs you've beaten.

Edited By SonicDX on Dec. 12 2003 at 15:01

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SonicDX Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 153 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Today, we go on a hunt to find the post common people in the SFO community. Noobs. There are two types. Forum and In-Game newbs. First, We will look at the forum ####. These are the most common traits of a forum ####: An intesne instinct to post a total load of bull-poop and hope to be praised. Posts endless character polls. Post as much as they can in a day and hope to be as well known as TMyapp and may hope to infiltrate the order of mods, admins and VIPS. Post Something like ' Hi ' in the middle of a topic ( usually followed by a :buttrock: smiley. How we can defeat them There are a few ways to defeat a forum ####, firstly, we can show them the ropes. Second we can ignore their posts. If pushed to an extent, that can simply be banned. IN-Game newbs Profile Favourite Characters : cyc\|ops Ryu Sentinel Chun li. Favourite moves: Lightning kick, hadoken, optic blast. these are the types of players that think they can simply rise to the #1 posistion by doing a hadoken and using all their helpers at once. Quite common in the game, the only known ways of defeating them is to block and use helpers. Summary Newbs may never be truly defeated. That why people like us must rise against them. all in all, happy hunting and tell us all the newbs you've beaten. Edited By SonicDX on Dec. 12 2003 at 15:01 __________________ Super Sonic DX!