Now that we know everyones horoscopes - ...here is a weekly one

[UrbanNinja]

Aries - you should'nt even play XvsSF anymore, because when you start playing, you are going to lose 100% of the time.

Taurus - Don't even try to gain ranks for a year, because in every 5 min. your rank will drop to 100,000,000,000,000,000

Gemini - If under the age of 18, stay away from adult sites for the next week, you will get caught by your parents.

leo - Don't go into any quiet places today, because when your in a place of silence, your going to make an embarrassing sound (if you know what I mean) and everyone will know it was you.

Virgo - BUY A LOTTO TICKET! YOU WILL WIN OVER 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 DOLLARS! (only 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars because of taxes) THEN YOU WILL WIN A FREE HOUSE, AND A 2002 CADDILAC EXCALADE WITH A LEATHER SEATS, THEN WHEN YOU LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE ALL THE GOOD LOOKING ACTORS/ACTRESESS WILL BE ATRACTED TO YOU, SAYING THEY WOULD DO [bost_uid5]ANYTHING[/bost_uid5] FOR YOU!!!! Have a nice day.... :corky:

libra - Your going to be so jealous of everyone that is a virgo

Scorpio - Your going to have a computer virus in 5....4....3....2....1 *boom*

Sagitarius - Break up your relationship before they break up with you, because later on your figure out that your boy/girl friend left you for your father/mother

Capricorn - For the next few days you will not be able to play XvsSF because YOU SUCK

Aquarius - For the next 5 years EVERYTHING above will happen to you (except Virgo)

Pisces - Nothing will happen to you......have a nice day

**Don't take this post seriously, this will not happen (Except for Virgos, that actually [bost_uid5]WILL[/bost_uid5] happen)**