A true friend - :) your gonna like this :)

nosoul4evr · 09-25-2002, 05:28 AM

A TRUE FRIEND
>
>Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always
>sound
>good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
>promises that really speaks to true friendship!
>
>1. When you are sad, ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
>against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
>2. When you are blue, ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>
>3. When you smile,... I'll know you finally got laid.
>
>4. When you are scared, ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
>
>5. When you are worried, ... I will tell you horrible stories about how
>much
>worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
>
>6. When you are confused,... I will use little words to explain.
>
>7. When you are sick,... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
>want whatever you have.
>
>8. When you fall, ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
>
>This is my oath, ... I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?
>
>Because you're my friend!
>
>
>
>*Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you
>move a body. *
>
>Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

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09-25-2002, 05:28 AM	#1
nosoul4evr Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,343 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	A TRUE FRIEND > >Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always >sound >good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of >promises that really speaks to true friendship! > >1. When you are sad, ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge >against the sorry bastard who made you sad. > >2. When you are blue, ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. > >3. When you smile,... I'll know you finally got laid. > >4. When you are scared, ... I will rag you about it every chance I get. > >5. When you are worried, ... I will tell you horrible stories about how >much >worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. > >6. When you are confused,... I will use little words to explain. > >7. When you are sick,... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't >want whatever you have. > >8. When you fall, ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. > >This is my oath, ... I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? > >Because you're my friend! > > > >Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you >move a body. > >Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. __________________ Helping to build a better player one beginer at a time http://nosoul4evr.cyberfuturism.com [img:sig_uid]http://nosoul4evr.cyberfuturism.com/images/xf.gif[/img:sig_uid]