Warning! - Sorry about this news!

[Yasback]

hey guys,

before i start the topic of this thread.. i want to fill you in a little about me lol..
if you think i'm an idiot and stupid without a brain, thats totally ok (soz yas) but i behave inappropriately online anyway, beyond the imagination of people around me!
i'm actually a very nice person.. very kind, caring and generous.. also, i'm very committed to my studies too..
lol this could seem stupid.. but there's a girl in my physics class who is very nice and i like her (somehow after too much concentration in my studies i finally thought about "fun").. anyway, i really like this girl.. she is very beautiful, very moderate and very intelligent (my type) and i occasionally attempt to impress her about me by bringing about discussions..i make topics sound very interesting of extremely excellent english so i discuss them with my classmates in discussion time with her around.. seemingly she seems very impressed (yey success!) but not enough ???
guess i'm as lousy as peter parker in attracting girls.. dang!

nevermind that people! lol its stupid!!!

BUT HERE IS THE SERIOUS PART! you will read this.. some of you will be convinced with shock.. some (as usual) will respond inappropriately and some may autistic!

my speech begins:
just recently a doctor from india conducted his experiments in america in search of the cause of a serious pandemic illness! this doctor is extraordinary! a top consultant beyond his field!
as i proceed.. what is this pandemic illness? i will tell you but what you will read will not be very nice!

this pandemic illness is obesity! yes.. being overweight!
people can almost be sure that the cause for obesity is by over-eating.. but you're wrong! unfortunately for that 8% of sample collected by this doctor.. they were the unfortunate victims of a pathogen! a virus! discovered and clarified and named: AD32.. this is the cause for obesity in some people.. how did the doctor's results be conclusive? the obese people contained a type of antibody not found in non-obese people! tests were repeated over and over but the results remained the same!

this virus triggers the excess production of fat from the infected fat cells.. and it has been tested that within 3 weeks (average) of catching this virus, a body's fat mass can increase by 30%! this virus can spread very easily too! even a fit person could catch this virus and suffer the same affect!

this explains why a large population of fat people cannot lose weight.. because no cure has been found to eradicate this virus thus the production of fat will be continual! this could be very dangerous; for the ones who do not consider the importance of your body weight.. you must act now! the antibodies which are defending the body against this virus are only slowing the rate of fat but not ever stopping it! the same concerns in america also apply here in england too! and in other european countries too.. this news is not exclusive yet! but i've read about it at birmingham university..

i am very sorry for disclosing this terrifying news but i had to (in my intention to convince people to exercise.. since many do not).. please forgive me for this rather inadequate news.. whatever i said was for the best for you!

but please stay safe.. healthwise and sportswise!

seeya!