Letter from mom to son - Im not racist just found this funny

[Ken-Po]

Guys I just wanna clear up that I'm not racist and I don't care where your from as long as you don't mean to hurt me.
I found this on the internet its pretty funny.


A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son


Dear Son,

I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since.

It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.

The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funderal bill, up she comes.

About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don't know if you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safery. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down.

Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.

Love, Ma

:laughlong: :laughlong:

[MasterRyu2003]

:laugh: :laugh: hahahahahahahahahah

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:buttrock: rock on dudes

[asshole]

Hahahaha, damn.. I love redneck j0kes!

[DA_VIPA]

the aunt or an uncle part had me on the floor!! :laugh: nice 1..i

[marvel911]

[quoteost_uid0="Ken-Po"]Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safery. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down.[/quote]
:lol: Haha, thats pretty good..I've never head that one before, but its funny...

[akuma_forever]

well, i live in georgia, so i'm used that kind of stuff.... it was sort of funny.

[blanka09]

lol... The aunty and Uncle part for boy or girl was really funny :biggrin:

[SSJKarma]

as stupid as it looks, there are parts i didn't understood.
just remember before flaming or dissing please, i'm no english man !

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safery. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down.

what does that means ?

It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.

tell me where i should laugh !

We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funderal bill, up she comes.

what do they mean by that, surely its not saying she will be back home alive are they ?

the rest, its funny as hell !
good one, i'll send it to some friends of mine !

[Ken-Po]

[quoteost_uid0="SSJKarma"]as stupid as it looks, there are parts i didn't understood.
just remember before flaming or dissing please, i'm no english man !

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safery. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down.

what does that means ?

It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.

tell me where i should laugh !

We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funderal bill, up she comes.

what do they mean by that, surely its not saying she will be back home alive are they ?

the rest, its funny as hell !
good one, i'll send it to some friends of mine ![/quote]
Well I'm glad you guys like it because I did and rolled on the floor laughing.

SSJKARMA: "3 of them drowned because they couldnt get the tailgate down". A pickup truck is like a jeep only without the cabin in the back and it has a tailgate, which is the door that you slide down to get out of the truck. Now you don't have to slide it down in order to get out of the back from the truck so that makes them pretty stupid that they tried to get it down because they could have just jumped in the water.
"It only rained twice this week, first time 3 days, second time 4 days." I think this is kinda self-explanatory because if you say its gonna rain twice this week, you usually are thinking only 2 days, but in the letter it rained a whole week, 3+4=7days=1week so she was too stupid to figure that it rained the whole week.
"If we don't pay the funeral bill, up she comes." Now what they meant by that i really dont know, I guess she's gonna rise from the dead
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Anyway I hope this helps you out, and as you can see my english ain't the best either but I'm workin on it

[Lordcyris]

funny stuff
:buttrock: