Jokez - Funny

hellboy666 · 12-22-2004, 07:31 PM

[color=#0000FF]Warning some these jokes are racial jokes just some so if youfeel uncomfterable about some Then u can leave this topic:

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a Black and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.

Why don't sharks eat blacks?
They think it's whale poop.

What do you call a black in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

Why do Black cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a black from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a black out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the black who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do blacks stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.

Why don't blacks take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

What do black kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

What's a blacks idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.

Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.

Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfliper."

How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.

How do you get him down?
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a pi

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12-22-2004, 07:31 PM	#1
hellboy666 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 195 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[color=#0000FF]Warning some these jokes are racial jokes just some so if youfeel uncomfterable about some Then u can leave this topic: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. What's the difference between a Black and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers. Why don't sharks eat blacks? They think it's whale poop. What do you call a black in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager. How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. Why do Black cry during sex? The Mace. How do you stop a black from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How do you get a black out of a tree? Cut the rope. What did the Alabama sherriff call the black who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence. Why do blacks stink? So blind people can hate them too. What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic? Someone too lazy to steal. Why don't blacks take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out. What do black kids get for Christmas? Your bike. What's a blacks idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch." Why do spics drive low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time. What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy? A chain of empty retail stores. Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox? Cats keep covering them up. What do you call an apartment full of niggers? A COON-dominium. Why are there no nigger astronauts? Their lips explode at 50,000 feet. How do you babysit a niglet? Wet his lips and stick him to the wall. How do you get him down? Teach him to say "Motherfliper." How else do you babysit a niglet? Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump. How do you get him down? Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a pi __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Sigcopy.jpg[/img:sig_uid]