Cheesiest pick up tactics... - Post the one's you've seen & heard here. - Page 3

Angel-Eyes · 05-07-2004, 07:13 PM

im good at coming up with things that are really good at that moment..........thats what works the best.

but somtimes you can just go to her and say "you're beautiful"

Restavega · 05-07-2004, 10:50 PM

I avoided statements like that so the female never had anything over me if I was rejected. I would only say that if I knew it was a sure thing.

pip99 · 05-08-2004, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Pickup lines are a good way to break the ice! Most girls these days laugh at them and that's always the best way to begin a convo.

England girls.....=/

MeH depends how cute you are etc etc. bla bla

and the Beatiful line lol that can work

Angel-Eyes · 05-08-2004, 11:02 AM

a classic

"Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

azncat · 05-08-2004, 11:14 AM

[quote

ost_uid0="pip99"]*sigh* pickup lines??

Be yourself.[/quote]
lol thats exactly what im tryin to say!!! but in a more complicated way thats why i dont really do nothing but make people crack up like hell

Windarossa · 05-08-2004, 02:22 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="kester-"]"Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"[/quote]
Kester that line can back fire. Like this stupid guy used that line on me once and i said "Whats an ###hole guy like you doing near a nice girl like me!"
I think the best thing a guy could say is " Im sorry to bother you I just wanted to tell you that Your beautiful, But im sure you get that all the time. I was just walking and I couldn't help but notice you." Even if she's involved with some one already she wont be a bitch to you. Its always nice when a guy says that and will always leave the girl with a good impression of the guy.

Omg! I remember me and my friend were walking down my block and this guy stopped in a car trying to talk to us. We didn't even pay attantion to this idiot and than he said it!! The Cheesiest line i've ever heard in my life!! " Hey girls! Get into my car!! C'mon! I have a Mercedes!!" Me and my friend just started laughing so hard! This kid looked like he was about to cry! What would possess a guy to say that? I just personally found it to be hilarious.

Angel-Eyes · 05-08-2004, 02:30 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="Windarossa"]What would possess a guy to say that?[/quote]
sean connery said it first in You only live twice

another line from that movie:

Hes sitting in a chair tied up, and he wakes up after being knocked out. And theres a girl standing there when he wakes up to interrogate him.

she says, "I have you now mr.bond"

and he replies, "well enjoy yourself"

then she slaps him.
:buttrock:

thats one of the funniest things ive seen in a james bond movie.

btw he is the true ladies man.

pip99 · 05-08-2004, 02:40 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="kester-"]a classic

"Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"[/quote]
haha my mate said " whats a girl like u dion in a classy joint like this " fliping comedy gold lol to this fat blonde

Restavega · 05-08-2004, 02:51 PM

Here is the line I heard this kid have the guts to say to some hot girl...

"If you were yogurt, would you be the fruit laying on the bottom or stirred on top?"

Later I found out this line was from the movie Bio Dome... retarded movie but for the time being he was the king because soon after this girl was wrapped around his finger.

Razz · 05-08-2004, 03:35 PM

If you're at some sort of "event" (like maybe, a soccer game, or class, or sumth'n), just stand/sit near her and say a lot of jokes, and make fun of people (in good taste) so she laughs a lot.

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05-07-2004, 07:13 PM	#21
Angel-Eyes Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,655 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	im good at coming up with things that are really good at that moment..........thats what works the best. but somtimes you can just go to her and say "you're beautiful" __________________ http://westernposterpage.com/vancleef.jpg

05-07-2004, 10:50 PM	#22
Restavega Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: New York Posts: 1,621 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I avoided statements like that so the female never had anything over me if I was rejected. I would only say that if I knew it was a sure thing. __________________ Don't do drugs. Stay in school.

05-08-2004, 11:02 AM	#24
Angel-Eyes Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,655 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	a classic "Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" __________________ http://westernposterpage.com/vancleef.jpg

05-08-2004, 11:14 AM	#25
azncat Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: in my own lil world but it ok they know me here!! Posts: 3,202 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="pip99"]sigh pickup lines?? Be yourself.[/quote] lol thats exactly what im tryin to say!!! but in a more complicated way thats why i dont really do nothing but make people crack up like hell __________________ free candy just click here! http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?azncat morons...

05-08-2004, 02:22 PM	#26
Windarossa Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 483 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="kester-"]"Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"[/quote] Kester that line can back fire. Like this stupid guy used that line on me once and i said "Whats an ###hole guy like you doing near a nice girl like me!" I think the best thing a guy could say is " Im sorry to bother you I just wanted to tell you that Your beautiful, But im sure you get that all the time. I was just walking and I couldn't help but notice you." Even if she's involved with some one already she wont be a bitch to you. Its always nice when a guy says that and will always leave the girl with a good impression of the guy. Omg! I remember me and my friend were walking down my block and this guy stopped in a car trying to talk to us. We didn't even pay attantion to this idiot and than he said it!! The Cheesiest line i've ever heard in my life!! " Hey girls! Get into my car!! C'mon! I have a Mercedes!!" Me and my friend just started laughing so hard! This kid looked like he was about to cry! What would possess a guy to say that? I just personally found it to be hilarious. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Restavega/contest.gif[/img:sig_uid] Punish the deed, NOT the breed!

05-08-2004, 02:30 PM	#27
Angel-Eyes Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,655 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Windarossa"]What would possess a guy to say that?[/quote] sean connery said it first in You only live twice another line from that movie: Hes sitting in a chair tied up, and he wakes up after being knocked out. And theres a girl standing there when he wakes up to interrogate him. she says, "I have you now mr.bond" and he replies, "well enjoy yourself" then she slaps him. :buttrock: thats one of the funniest things ive seen in a james bond movie. btw he is the true ladies man. __________________ http://westernposterpage.com/vancleef.jpg

05-08-2004, 02:40 PM	#28
pip99 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: birmingham Posts: 7,335 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="kester-"]a classic "Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"[/quote] haha my mate said " whats a girl like u dion in a classy joint like this " fliping comedy gold lol to this fat blonde __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.boomspeed.com/pip99/wolvgput3.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

05-08-2004, 02:51 PM	#29
Restavega Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: New York Posts: 1,621 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Here is the line I heard this kid have the guts to say to some hot girl... "If you were yogurt, would you be the fruit laying on the bottom or stirred on top?" Later I found out this line was from the movie Bio Dome... retarded movie but for the time being he was the king because soon after this girl was wrapped around his finger. __________________ Don't do drugs. Stay in school.

05-08-2004, 03:35 PM	#30
Razz Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Your Mind . . . Posts: 1,769 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	If you're at some sort of "event" (like maybe, a soccer game, or class, or sumth'n), just stand/sit near her and say a lot of jokes, and make fun of people (in good taste) so she laughs a lot.