Me and my friend while we were in school one fine winter day said he'll show me how to pick up girls (and let me tell you, this kid makes the sickest claims when it comes to girls... he said one girl wanted to sleep with him right then and there at a party.. and then the next week he tells me he was thinking of asking her out.. the kid can't even keep up with his fibs..)..

So this girl walks by... and what does my friend do?

"PSSST PSSST PSSSSSSST!!!" as if he was a little kid trying to get attention from a friend in class...

The girl turns around, looks at him, and all he keeps doing is looking at her going "PSSS! PSSS!"... What an idiot. The girl was freaked out and he expects me to believe he is the man when it comes to girls and he has had 7 girls at once... YEAH OKAY! I don't even know if you call that pick up line.. but you get the idea.

I also see kids who flirt to the next level like dummies... They throw these girls on the floor and tug at their hair during class because they have no other way to show their affections... and some stupid girls just let them do it.

Post what stupid things who have seen your peers do to try and win a girl's number.

I heard this dude tell a girl let me fly your kite then the girl said ok in a joke and he ran away

lol i saw this girl tap a boys shoulder and run the other way

Last year, I saw this one guy ... he was walking behind some chick, and eventually, he ran up to her, touched her arm, then just burned to the men's washroom.
'Twas a sad day for the pride of man.

Childish stuff here...

Once, I was sitting in my school cafeteria and this girl came up to me and asked for gum. I was like "You want gun? Come with me to the bathroom, I'll get you some gum..." She was like "YOU [bad word]!!!! [more bad words...]!!!!!, YOUR [bad bad words]!!!!" Since I said that I've said it to every other girl asks me for gum and disturbs my concentration...

Not really a pick up line, but a line nonetheless towards females!

More like a scum bag line. That sickens me.

Some girls either laugh or flip. Besides, when I said it the first time I had just started going out with Windarossa so I didn't really care about other chicks.

I use this one all the time:

You walk up to the girl and say: "I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the lips without touching you".............then you kiss her........then you say "I guess I owe you a dollar"

works every time........

.... one time my fried tried to pick up this girl sitting one table across from ours... he walked up to her and said "things" then she stared at him slapped him and stared at me.... she stared like a min.... then she slapped him again and glared at me lol i laughed at my friend so friggin hard he got slapped twice

Well, i obviesly dont use a line but if i realy liked a guy and all and i was afraid to talk to him, i would like fake gently falling on him. Like "oopsy daizy! I feel so ashamed, how clumsy of me, I didnt mean to do that....so like....you got a girlfriend cutty?" or something along those lines, depands on how he reacts.