Jokes - Only funny ones

[G_GUNDAM]

i got a couple of black jokes. and dont take these the wrong way cause im not racist. im tellin these jokes cause im black.


how do u get 5 black men off of rappin a white woman?? throw them a basketball.

why are black people so good in basketball?? because they run, shoot, and steal.

here is an old redneck joke that i heard one time. how are black people and apples the same?? they are pretty when they are haggin.

and no one flame me cause of these jokes. hell im black so i can tell them. AND ITS JUST COMEDY :laughlong:

[Fried_Ricer]

[quoteost_uid0="The Judge"]n offence here i found this one on the internet. What does a black guys say when he i riding down a zebra...

now you see me and now you dont,[/quote]
??? ummmmm that was like how can i put this nicely......Dumb

[Bunmi]

I Got 2 Jokes Really funny i titled them One is


Perverted Chinese Man
and the next is Shaggy and Britany Spears ok here we go

Perverted Chinese man[U]

Theres this woman who boobs grow everytime someone apologizes to her so she bumps into a man and he says sorry the boobs grow eeeeeeeeeeee ---------->---------->
then she bumbs into another man he says sorry eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ------------------------------>----------------------------------> then she bumps into a chinese man and he says im Sorry A thousand apologies EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE=========== ================================================== =====================>============================ ==================================>

next day in the news it said Chinese Man hit by 2 giant torpedoe's

Brittany Spears and Shaggy
[U]

Shaggy and Brittany Spears are in jail right someone farted and shaggy says wasn't me then brittany spears says oops i did it again the next day someone farts shaggy says wasn't me brittany says oops i did it again

The next Someone Farted And it really smelt shaggy says wasn't me brittany spears STRONGER THEN YESTERDAY I CAN STILL SMELL IT A MILE AWAY


LOL these 2 jokes brought to you by Bunmi :laugh:

[MegaManX34]

Wut do u call a blonde turned upside?
Brunnete wit bad breath.
people might have heard this 1 but still pretty funny

:laughlong:

[stjames 2.0]

theres these 3 guys that are on a ship and the get caputred by pirates and then they said that we will let you go if you do what we say and so he tells the first one go in to the forest and get 10 apples and then he goes and then he tells thr 2 guy to go get mangos and then he goes and he told the 3 guy to go get....... cant tell you that part and then the first comes back and says ok got them and the pirates say you got to stick the apples up your but and so he does it and theres 10 apples so he says ok so 1.....2.......3......4........5.....6 and he dies and then 2 guy comes with mangos and he says stick them up your but and he says ok 1.............2..............3.............4...... .......5..........6..........7..........
.......8................9..........and he dies and he goes to heven and sees the 1 guy and the 1 guy say why did you die for you almst did it he said i saw the 3 guy come with watermelons oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

made by scott

[Evil~Akuma]

all of your butts are so big when you people fart you fly to heaven *falls on the floor laughing* :laughlong: :laughlong: :laughlong: :laughlong:

[Evil~Akuma]

ok i tell this guy to fort on purpose he trying to fort but instead he brings out $hiT
lol :laughlong: :laughlong: :laughlong: :laughlong: :laughlong:

[asshole]

Evil~Akuma, go kill yourself!

Anyway, here's another joke..

There are these 3 dude, who die and go to Hell, but in there lives they did something good so Satan makes them a Deal.
He says to them that if you all stay in one room for a million years, you'll be able to leave here as soon as the time Passes. And he tells them to make it easier on them, he will also give me ONE thing (no quantities) of their Choccie for the whole Million Years..

Ok so the first guy chooses a room full of naked girls, and he goes off in his room fro a Million years.
The second guy chooses a room full of of Money, and then he goes off to his room.
And the third guy chooses a room full of Marijuana(weed), and then he goes to his room.

Ok.. a Million years Pass and the first guy comes out and says "Damn, a Million years of Female Vagina(Pus**y), damn, now I think I wanna be gay, cuz I've had so much.."

The second guy coems out and says "Damn, that was a whole lot of money, now I tihnk I wanna be Poor.. I can't stand lookng at money anymore.."

Then the third guy comes out and says "FUXK!!! Anyone got a Liter?"

Hehehe..!

[Selvin]

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.

His wife asks, "What's that for?"
"It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"

[pip99]

[quoteost_uid0="Selvin"]A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.

His wife asks, "What's that for?"
"It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"[/quote]
chessy

and lol as if selvins back