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SolidSnake76 · 11-22-2002, 09:43 PM

to chatch a cab.

bloodpack · 11-23-2002, 08:55 AM

[quote

ost_uid0="bloodpack"]...why did the chicken cross the road ???[/quote]
coz, he doesnt know how to ChEcK IT :biggrin:

Juggernaut · 11-27-2002, 09:38 AM

I thought there were some good joke makers around here lol.

machine1 · 11-27-2002, 03:50 PM

may not be appropriate but its funny.....

ok theres this girl thats at a beach. she has no arms and no legs. a man goes to the beach and sees her crying. he asks her "why are u crying?" she says i never had a coversation with anyone b4. so the man makes a conversation with her.

the next day the man goes back and sees her crying even more so he asks" why are u crying?" the girl says i never been kissed b4. so the man kisses her.

the next day the man goes back and she still crying. he asks her" why are u crying?" she says i never been fliped b4. so the man picks her up, throws her in the ocean and says" there now ur fliped!"

:lol: get it?

chun_ai · 11-27-2002, 04:44 PM

ok.
so there are three women applying for a job.
a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
the brunette gets called in first.
the interviewer asks her, "how many ds are in Indiana Jones?" the brunette thinks a minute and says "1".
next, the redhed is called in. the interviewer asks the same question. the redhead says, "2".
Then, finally, the blonde walks in. the interviwer asks HER the question, and 20 min l8tr, the blonde says, "15".
the interviewer asks, "how did you get FIFTEEN?"
So the blonde says, " D-D-D-D-D-D-D-da!!!!!!!!!!!!!"( the Indiana Jones song!)

:alien: :buttrock:

bloodpack · 11-28-2002, 03:26 AM

u guys r freakin corny :laughlong:

justi313 · 12-01-2002, 01:40 PM

y did the rooster cross the road

*time left 2 minuts*

justi313 · 12-01-2002, 03:03 PM

to prove it wasnt chicken he he he :laugh:

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11-22-2002, 09:43 PM	#11
SolidSnake76 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	to chatch a cab. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SolidSnake76/thevet.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

11-23-2002, 08:55 AM	#12
bloodpack Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Philippines Posts: 1,706 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="bloodpack"]...why did the chicken cross the road ???[/quote] coz, he doesnt know how to ChEcK IT :biggrin:

11-27-2002, 09:38 AM	#13
Juggernaut Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I thought there were some good joke makers around here lol. __________________ Death is nothing, I'm much more deadlier...

11-27-2002, 03:50 PM	#14
machine1 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,622 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	may not be appropriate but its funny..... ok theres this girl thats at a beach. she has no arms and no legs. a man goes to the beach and sees her crying. he asks her "why are u crying?" she says i never had a coversation with anyone b4. so the man makes a conversation with her. the next day the man goes back and sees her crying even more so he asks" why are u crying?" the girl says i never been kissed b4. so the man kisses her. the next day the man goes back and she still crying. he asks her" why are u crying?" she says i never been fliped b4. so the man picks her up, throws her in the ocean and says" there now ur fliped!" :lol: get it? __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/7w17ch/machine1.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Jersey City..... We on top....

11-27-2002, 04:44 PM	#15
chun_ai Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York Posts: 153 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	ok. so there are three women applying for a job. a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. the brunette gets called in first. the interviewer asks her, "how many ds are in Indiana Jones?" the brunette thinks a minute and says "1". next, the redhed is called in. the interviewer asks the same question. the redhead says, "2". Then, finally, the blonde walks in. the interviwer asks HER the question, and 20 min l8tr, the blonde says, "15". the interviewer asks, "how did you get FIFTEEN?" So the blonde says, " D-D-D-D-D-D-D-da!!!!!!!!!!!!!"( the Indiana Jones song!) :alien: :buttrock: __________________ Always say never http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...gel/chunai.jpg __

11-28-2002, 03:26 AM	#16
bloodpack Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Philippines Posts: 1,706 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	u guys r freakin corny :laughlong:

12-01-2002, 01:40 PM	#17
justi313 Member New Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 94 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	y did the rooster cross the road time left 2 minuts __________________ http://user1.7host.com/xmens/JT1.gif http://user1.7host.com/xmens/image/bling/JT01.gif courage is the key

12-01-2002, 03:03 PM	#18
justi313 Member New Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 94 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	to prove it wasnt chicken he he he :laugh: __________________ http://user1.7host.com/xmens/JT1.gif http://user1.7host.com/xmens/image/bling/JT01.gif courage is the key