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SolidSnake76 · 01-24-2003, 10:11 PM

well.......that was......................nice.

Sportschick155 · 01-25-2003, 06:23 AM

strange...lol whoa im such an idiot i hadnt realized u copied almost the same banner as i have :/ damn im blind

RYU~AKUMA · 01-25-2003, 06:39 AM

good jokes

Irrelevant · 01-25-2003, 08:01 AM

3 guys were lost in the desert when they came to an uncrossable canyon, with an oasis on the other side. They were pretty angry about this, so started shouting & swearing.

The noise woke up a genie that was sleeping on the bottom of the canyon. He agreed to let them cross if they trusted him, & to prove their trust they had to jump into the canyon & shout out the name of something. Whatever they shouted would appear & carry them across the canyon.

The 1st guy jumped, & shouted "Eagle!". A golden eagle appeared & carried him across the canyon on it's back.

The 2nd guy was a bit adventurous, so as he jumped he shouted "Whirlwind!". Sure enough, a small tornado appeared & swept him across the canyon.

The 3rd guy was really scared, & as he was jumping, he panicked & yelled "Oh sh&%!!".

:laughlong:

DA_VIPA · 01-25-2003, 11:31 AM

lmao off ppl we gettin some great jokes heres 1 ..

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly treated she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!
The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As a consolation, the genie informs her that he will give her three wishes. But, he cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she wishes.
The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish. The first wish was for a billion dollars. The genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of one billion one-dollar bills. The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of 10 billion dollars.
The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private beach. In an instant it was granted, but the genie then reminds again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for, and points out at the beach to a small development of ten such mansions.
Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish. But, before she can do this, the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get ten times what she wishes for.
"No problem," said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy. "For my last wish...I'd like to give birth to twins."

Unknown666 · 01-25-2003, 02:26 PM

Everyone's Mama can kiss my ass. Now that's funny, Muahahahahah.. can't....brea..th... haha..uha.aark...ark.kkk. ukk...oy... :shocked:

DA_VIPA · 01-25-2003, 02:37 PM

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?

A: "Honey, I'm home."

SolidSnake76 · 01-25-2003, 02:46 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="Unknown666"]Everyone's Mama can kiss my ass. Now that's funny, Muahahahahah.. can't....brea..th... haha..uha.aark...ark.kkk. ukk...oy... :shocked:[/quote]
u just killed everything.

DA_VIPA · 01-25-2003, 03:43 PM

snake thers always a dumbass that aint funny i guess we found him :laugh:

_-_Diablo_-_ · 01-25-2003, 03:49 PM

This is a dis
some1 is cursing at u 1st u let him finish after he/she's done u say

''U can call me anything u want eccept *persons name*''

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01-24-2003, 10:11 PM	#31
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01-25-2003, 06:23 AM	#32
Sportschick155 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 2,783 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	strange...lol whoa im such an idiot i hadnt realized u copied almost the same banner as i have :/ damn im blind __________________ whoever said the struggle would stop today, alota niggas are dead or locked away, teenage women growing up with aids, that's the life when you're living in the ghetto

01-25-2003, 06:39 AM	#33
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01-25-2003, 08:01 AM	#34
Irrelevant Member New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Inside my own head... Posts: 97 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	3 guys were lost in the desert when they came to an uncrossable canyon, with an oasis on the other side. They were pretty angry about this, so started shouting & swearing. The noise woke up a genie that was sleeping on the bottom of the canyon. He agreed to let them cross if they trusted him, & to prove their trust they had to jump into the canyon & shout out the name of something. Whatever they shouted would appear & carry them across the canyon. The 1st guy jumped, & shouted "Eagle!". A golden eagle appeared & carried him across the canyon on it's back. The 2nd guy was a bit adventurous, so as he jumped he shouted "Whirlwind!". Sure enough, a small tornado appeared & swept him across the canyon. The 3rd guy was really scared, & as he was jumping, he panicked & yelled "Oh sh&%!!". :laughlong: __________________ Do not argue with a dragon, for you are crunchy, and taste good with Brie...

01-25-2003, 11:31 AM	#35
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lmao off ppl we gettin some great jokes heres 1 .. A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly treated she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!! The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As a consolation, the genie informs her that he will give her three wishes. But, he cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she wishes. The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish. The first wish was for a billion dollars. The genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of one billion one-dollar bills. The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of 10 billion dollars. The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private beach. In an instant it was granted, but the genie then reminds again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for, and points out at the beach to a small development of ten such mansions. Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish. But, before she can do this, the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get ten times what she wishes for. "No problem," said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy. "For my last wish...I'd like to give birth to twins."

01-25-2003, 02:26 PM	#36
Unknown666 Member New Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 91 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Everyone's Mama can kiss my ass. Now that's funny, Muahahahahah.. can't....brea..th... haha..uha.aark...ark.kkk. ukk...oy... :shocked: __________________ I'll chew you up and spit you out! Muahahaha... http://www.boomspeed.com/unknown666/bspidercarnage.gif 6 days are for men, 6 thousand years is for Lucifer, 6 is for... muahahaha...

01-25-2003, 02:37 PM	#37
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home."

01-25-2003, 02:46 PM	#38
SolidSnake76 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Unknown666"]Everyone's Mama can kiss my ass. Now that's funny, Muahahahahah.. can't....brea..th... haha..uha.aark...ark.kkk. ukk...oy... :shocked:[/quote] u just killed everything. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SolidSnake76/thevet.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

01-25-2003, 03:43 PM	#39
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	snake thers always a dumbass that aint funny i guess we found him :laugh:

01-25-2003, 03:49 PM	#40
_-_Diablo_-_ Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Somewhere Between Here And There Posts: 411 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	This is a dis some1 is cursing at u 1st u let him finish after he/she's done u say ''U can call me anything u want eccept persons name'' __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://files.bighosting.net/id10180.jpg [/img:sig_uid]