Do you still believe in santa

asshole · 12-24-2002, 06:19 PM

Dan, I honeslty HOPE that you weren't serious.
Santa Claus ISN'T REAL, and you know how I know?
Because I read the story(actually a poem) that some guy(forogt his name) made for his children...

Here's how the story goes:
There's was this one guy who was a real Poemster(is that areal word?) Well, he loved to write poems, he even sold a lot of his poems, so the town he used o live in admired his work. Then one day on Christmas, he decied to make his Kids a Sorry-like-Poem... And Story was about how Santa Claus got down each Chimney and gave kids presents...

And sicne the peopel of the town admired his work, they decided to tur it into a real thing, so people started dressing up as fat people, with Red $hit on and started passing out presents to their kids...
Then business people started liking the idea and started making money. And then it got vaught all around the country...

Well anyway, the moral is that, That's how Santa Claus was Invented and he isn't REAL!!!

Oh, im sorry to say this, but this one one of the stupidest threads ever mad4e....

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12-24-2002, 06:19 PM	#10
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Dan, I honeslty HOPE that you weren't serious. Santa Claus ISN'T REAL, and you know how I know? Because I read the story(actually a poem) that some guy(forogt his name) made for his children... Here's how the story goes: There's was this one guy who was a real Poemster(is that areal word?) Well, he loved to write poems, he even sold a lot of his poems, so the town he used o live in admired his work. Then one day on Christmas, he decied to make his Kids a Sorry-like-Poem... And Story was about how Santa Claus got down each Chimney and gave kids presents... And sicne the peopel of the town admired his work, they decided to tur it into a real thing, so people started dressing up as fat people, with Red $hit on and started passing out presents to their kids... Then business people started liking the idea and started making money. And then it got vaught all around the country... Well anyway, the moral is that, That's how Santa Claus was Invented and he isn't REAL!!! Oh, im sorry to say this, but this one one of the stupidest threads ever mad4e.... __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!