I have a few q - Dum dilly dee

[Kingryu1]

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i'll answer all those questions later. i'm going to take the dog for a walk.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Because he got very horney and wanted it bad.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Cause toasters are retarded. and i would eat it. if there was nothing else to eat.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

I don't kno. but i kno the story. there is a little penquin living inside of the fridge, and when you open the fridge, it turns the light on, and then when you close it, it turns it off. i have seen this penquin before. or maybe it was a chocolate bar i dunno.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Cause, he wanted fame and fortune, and look what he is today.

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Cause he got an F in DT.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Cause it might look like to some ppl, that they are telling them to give them a blo job. which might look very disturbing if your asking your new boss where the toilet is.

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?

erm. what the #### is OB-GYN?

Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

Maybe goofy isn't a dog. you never know.

What do you call male ballerinas?

Ballerinas. both male and felmale are called ballerinas. i tink.

Why ARE Trix only for kids?

What the hell are Trix? i live in england so i would't kno.

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?

Cause he wants to eat Road Runner.

Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

Cause your always going to go broke with the brains of a broker.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Testicals.

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Hopefully babys, but i don't tink so. i dunno.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

.....................pass.

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Lmfao. yes probaly.

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

1. America are lazy.
2. Sufficent Learning.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

No. cause the letters go to your stomach, not your brain.

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window?

it's more of a thrill for the dog. if you just do a little blo in the dogs face, it tickles him/her, but if the dog puts his head out the car window there's more air blowing on him so it won't tickle him.

Thanks..

glad to be of service.