I have a few q - Dum dilly dee

[TarkanX]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

A retarded man

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Because we are retarded

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

There isnt light in my fridge, but I assume is to make the food fresh, the freezer is just used to freeze bacteria.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Because Jimmy's a dumb ass

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Because we are all idiots

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

I've done that a decade back.

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?

Because I don't know what OB-GYN is

Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

Hmph.... Jumping CD!!!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Mail man

Why ARE Trix only for kids?

Because children are gay, and I hate them

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?

Because he caught road runner!

Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

Because he did buster wolf

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Pussies

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

bread

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

How'd ya know?!?!?! dar har har har1111

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Too good

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

America is lazy

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Hell yes!

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window?

Dogs hate me, Dogs used to chase me around the block, Dogs almost bit me

Thanks..

Give me 1,000 dollars please...!


By the way



WE ARE ALL IDIOTS HAHAHAAHAAH1111