Top secret! - To whom who accepts this mission.....

[gotenks007]

DarkPiccilo: I haven't found much. just a few weapons. I have the M-16 and 5 hand grenades. Over and Out.
SolidSnake76: Roger that, Dark Piccilo. Over and out.

SolidSnake76: Huh? Who's there? I will shoot. How did you get in here?
gotenks007: Well, first of all, I have an ID...
SolidSnake76: Is that you gotenks?
gotenks007: Why yes it is.
SolidSnake76: I thought you retired after that battle with the Dingo Squad.
gotenks007: Well, I saw what happened on the news. I think its them again.
SolidSnake: Do you mean the Simese Bombers?
gotenks007: Yeah. And with this enemy, its all too possible that even you will be needed in this one. I'm not sure if its them, but I have a gut feeling that you soldiers will need some assistance. What do you say Lt. SolidSnake76?
SolidSnake76: Okay, Cl. gotenks007. Head out! Here are your weapons. I'll need you to teach them how to use the neutron cannon, but only when the time is right. You'll know when to do it.
gotenks007: I'll come back knowing that war has been avoided, thanks to us.

[SolidSnake76]

lets step out of the story for a while:







WHAT THE HELL IS A NEUTRON CANNON? ??? ???

[DARKPICCOLO]

[quoteost_uid0="SolidSnake76"]note: sbyrd5: for the record, its hong kong, china.

solidsnake76=the genome soldiers!
sbyrd5=you know them sir?
solidsnake76=fought them back on shadow moses. cant wait to find out whos the leader. becareful. their sense of sight and hearing are stronger than yours. and your in alaska. expect it to be cold.
sbyrd5=alright sir. over and out.

*contacts drak piccolo*

solidsnake76=dark piccolo, whats your status?[/quote]
Dark Piccolo: all is well for now.....i too have discovered that these soldiers are far more advanced than anything we have seen in the training camp.....i have managed to disarm one of them and i am now undercover as one of them

***Dark Piccolo heres footsteps***

Dark Piccolo:hmmmm i see some one (he seems to be a commanding officer) im gonna follow him*** i will contact you later ** OVER

[SBYRD5]

I believe a neutron cannon is the same cannon used in Austin Powers 2 (The Spy That Shagged Me).
Which Dr.Evil used to carve his face on the mountian of that movie. I believe the location was Ireland were Dr.Evil was located.
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"Back to kicking Genome ass"

*Crawls throw ventaltation shaft until viewing a Janitor cleaning a high officers Washing room.*

SBYRD5=I must be shift and make this silent.

*Kicks open the ventaltation shaft enterance and leaps down*

Janitor=What was that.

*Janitor turns around slowly,and sees nothing,but is shortly Hand Tasered by SBYRD5*

SBYRD5=I better change,and by him being a janitor he should have a set of keys to alot of secert areas of this military compound.

*Changes clothes with the Janitor*

SBYRD5=I better report seeing an intruder.So I can change into the military suit of the Genome.(Thinking=I better keep the keys.)

*SBYRD5 leaves the washing room to inform a solider about the Janitor hidden in his uniform*
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DarkPiccolo=(Thinking=If I follow him,and defeat him I can change into his clothing).Why is that janitor running this way...has SBYRD5 been descovered?

Janitor(Really SBYRD5)=Sir, please help I found a something in the Washroom.

Another solider=What,and where again?

DarkPiccolo=(Thinking=I better go it could be SBYRD5).Janitor I'll come you stay here and guard the enterance.

Another Solider=Ok, should I report this to our superior?

DarkPiccolo=(Thinking=Good,this guy must be really dumb or just a rookie with a job) No, it's probally one of our boys that Drink a little to much on there break. I'll handle it.

Janitor/SBYRD5=(Thinking= Once I take his suit,I'm going to next take a superiors suit,then I'll have full access.) Hurry sir.

*The two..really alleys hurry of the bathroom to what is the matter*

Janitor/SBYRD5=Here is the room.

*SBYRD5/Janitor opens the Door*

SBYRD5=See...

DarkPiccolo=I see lets go in and get a closer look.(Thinking=SBYRD5 you dumby how could you get your ass knocked out by a janitor).

*Both of the soliders walk in te washroom...SBYRD5 closes the door*

DarkPiccolo=Thank you for your help,but I'll take it from here.

*Darkpiccolo attemps a karate chop towards a pressure point of SBYRD5's neck,but SBYRD5 blocks the attack and leaps back into classic military combat stance,and so does DarkPiccolo*

Darkpiccolo=Your no janitor....*looks closely your SBYRD5*

SBYRD5=Who are you?

Darkpiccolo=It's me DarkPiccolo.

SBYRD5=Damn, i was going to get serious on you.

Darkpiccolo=I better lock the door.

*Locks the door*

SBYRD5=We better radio General. Snake about our process.

Darkpiccolo=Indeed.

[DARKPICCOLO]

Dark Piccolo: Snake are you there?

Snake: yes Dark.... what is your location?

Dark Piccolo: SBYRD and myself have managed to meet inside a janitors closet on the 4th floor. We have few weopons but our tactics and training may give us an edge on our enemies.

SBYRD: as you know these soldiers are highly advanced but kinda stupid......we can use that as an advantage i hope.

Dark Piccolo: we have both aquiered the uniforms of the personel......but i am affraid that together we may draw to much attention.......so i suggest we split up again this time we will head towards the basement.
seeing that SBYRD is a vet officer i will take the less conspicuous route down the back stairwell.

SolidSnake: that leaves the elivator to SBYRD.....hmmmm do you thank you can handle it?

SBYRD:lol i enjoy the challenge: over and out





OKAY SBYRD TAKE IT FROM HERE

[SBYRD5]

Of course.
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*Before breaking away from each other DarkPiccolo and SB light a cig,an searches the Janitor over for anymore helping.*

Results=
Baby Powder=You can make a bomb with it.
Handgun=We need one.
Pocket Knife=For close combat
Hair Pin=Best used as a pick lock hidden in your mouth
House hold chemicals=We can make deadily fumes with this stuff.

*SBYRD5 gives DarkPiccolo half of his Janitor Keys*

*DarkPiccolo gives SBYRD5 two gerenades*

SBYRD5=Let's move out.

*After hidding the Janitors body the two go there seperate ways to later be reunited to defeat yet another threat to the world powers*

*DarkPiccolo leaves the washroom with the hairpin and Pocket Knife.*

*SBYRD5 leaves with all the Janitor tools because he is hidden as a Janitor.*

*Now SBYRD5's adventure down to the basement*

SBYRD5=(whistling) I better hurry and clean the Barracks.

Solider=Yea, I tossed up some #### in my courters clean that up.

SBYRD5=Yes sir.(Thinking=Note to self, Kick his ass later.)

*SBYRD5 enters the elevator*

General of Arms(I knew his rank from his bagdes)=Hold the door.

SBYRD5=Yes,sir.

[DARKPICCOLO]

Dark Piccolo: man its quiet in here.....**Piccolo slowly walks down the stairs**

soldier: excuse me sir......aren't we supposed to be in the basement??

**oh no a soldier**

Dark Piccolo: what??? oh **nearly forgot i was still in uniform**yes but i request that you first report to the infirmary.

soldier: why

Dark Piccolo: i need some asprin.....and dont question me again or i'll bust you down to a private.

soldier: yes sir.....sorry sir

Dark Piccolo: that was a close one....

**as Piccolo continues down the stairs he incounters a large adamantium door......(thinks)damn i need a pass code to get in argggggggggggg........wait the pin SBYRD gave me should work......yes im in. OMG this place is really secure. i better lay low till someone gets here**


NEXT

[Gotenks13]

is it me, or are yall trying to keep me out of every story I attempt to enter...


DarkPiccilo: How fricking long have I been waiting here? This sucks. I might as well just walk around. Five minutes and I'm gone.
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SBYRD5: Sir, do you have any recent orders for me to follow?
General: Actually, no, but you look bored. Go get my keycard to the emoticon room. Here's the card to access my room.
SBYRD5: Yes, sir.

SBYRD5 walks off to get the card.

SBRYD5: If there's a keycard to that room, it must contain more than I think. Huh? Crap. He would forget to tell me his room number. Where's the map around here?

As SBYRD5 looks for a map to th base, Gotenks has gotten to the fifth floor of the base, in a new outfit.

Gotenks: This sucks. Everyone around here sucks.
Lt.:You sure about that Commander? I'll give you a good fight. I llike training with you, so lets see who wins this time.
Gotenks: Lets go.

Gotenks and the Lt. start to duke it out in sort of a training matter. Solidsnake is still monitoring them as he recieves a message from Dark Piccilo.

DarkPiccilo: Gen. Snake, I have found 4 more grenades, and a keycard to an unknown room. The code on the card is: 9978XXc479x*(#po9^. Can youi hack your way into the system and find out what room this is for?
SolidSnake76: I'll see what I can do.

[SolidSnake76]

*Walks to computer specialist*
SolidSnake76: Mr. Foreman, Decipher this code.
Mr. Foreman: yes sir.

Mr. Jekins: general, look at this.
SolidSnake76: what is it?
Mr. Jekins: this is the live satellite image from space. now look closely.
SolidSnake76: that looks like a missle silo.
Mr. Jekins: it is. and we interciped this message to the senate.

the message: Hello congress and Mr. president, or should i call you Mr. Andrews. I am Emilio Blofeld and those missle launches were only a test of our new nuclear weapon: THE STEALTH MISSLE!!!!! so secret, enemy satellites wont know that it even there, much less coming. now i will launch 10 of these into other parts of the world. unless you come to my demand, and it's whatever i want!!

First: you must make me president, and you will be resigned.
Second: I WILL go into space, and rewrite history, being the first man on the moon.
and Third: tell your fellow americans that i will do whatever i want.

now if you dont meet to these demand, i will launch these missles at the following locations: Washinton D.C., Moscow, London, Tokyo, Benjin, New York City, Rio de Jeniro, Berlin, Paris, and Rome.

Remember Andrews, your putting the whole world at risk. YOU HAVE 48 HOURS!!

SolidSnake76: cotact those two guys i have new objectives.

SBYRD5: your new objective is to head into the control room and give me futher info.

Darkpiccolo: get to those missle silos and disable the missles.
gotenks, go with darkpiccolo.

OVER AND OUT.

[SBYRD5]

So the plot thickens....
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SBYRD5=Understood, I'll clean that mess up sir.

*Radio link fades to static*

General of Arms=Who are you talking to?

SBYRD5=(Thinking=The metals of this conpound must make Radio signals fade.)Someone spilled some chemicals in the lab. Sir.

General of Arms=Umm I see listen after you clean up that mess go to the [/I]cafe and pick me up some strong Black coffee,and then bring it to me at the control room ok.

SBYRD5=Yes sir I'm here to serve you,but I need a card to get in the control room right.

General of Arms=Damn, your a rookie here right?

SBYRD5=Yes I am sir.

General of Arms=Your ID card is your pass to the control room.

SBYRD5=(Thinking=Damn I don't look #### like the guy on my ID card....I'm not ugly :laugh: )Thank you I'll bring your coffee shortly.

*Elevator stops and the door opens*

General of Arms=Alright dismissed.

*SBYRD5 salutes then leaves for the [/I]cafe*

SBYRD5=(Thinking=I have to act like an complete dumby so the guards won't think it's really an ace spy...trained by Snake) *Whistles*

*SBYRD5 sees a wet spot on the floor and sees a group of guards*

SBYRD5=(Thinking=I have to fall not to bring attention that I could be someone else)

*SBYRD5 falls in the puddle*

Guard= :laugh: I love to watch the rookies around here there a laugh and then some. :laugh:

Guard2=Yea :laugh:

*SBYRD5 cleans up the spot he fell in and continues forward toward the cafe*

*In the cafe SBYRD5 finds a group of professors joining in a drink and decussing of the periodic table of elements*

SBYRD5=(Thinking=That's Professor Hojo and Dr.Acky I once attended there classes to understand the process of bomb and chemical explosive studies......teachers of there skill is only hired by some of the most advanced nations)

*SBYRD5 seeing he's old teachers.SBYRD5 turns away not to be recognized*

Pro.Hojo=Listen I examined this article about the threat bombing of Ground Zero.

Dr.Acky=What's so new about that?

Pro.Hojo=Well, we are the world's to most amazing minds who ever starts a war ask for our advisment in bomb and chemical warfare.

Dr.Acky=So we're the Carmen Electra,and Pamela Anderson of the Science world..what is your point?

Pro.Hojo=We decide everthing basicly.....really if we wanted we could end mankind with our knowledge thats all.

Dr.Acky=Pass the coffee please.

*Pro.Hojo attepts to pass the coffee but makes a horrific mess that a janitor will have to clean up.*

Pro.Hojo=Oh Dear. Umm Sir.

SBYRD5=Umm me?

Pro.Hojo=Yes you clean up this mess.

SBYRD5=Right away.

*SBYRD5 moves over to the two Professer and cleans up the mess made by Hojo*

Pro.Hojo=Thank you, SBYRD5

SBYRD5=Your welcome,umm what did you say.

Pro.Hojo=I said"Thank you SBYRD5!" Was my grammar incorrect.

SBYRD5=How did you know it was me.

Dr.Acky=From your goofy incorrect walking movements,an also we have decided to help your attempt to defeat the genome army.

SBYRD5= :0

Dr.Acky=Stop looking foolish,and buy me another coffee,and we'll head towards the controlroom.

SBYRD5=(Thinking=Damn I have no choice,but to go along with this they know who I am.) OK as soon as I get the two orders we can leave.

*The group heads toward the control center when SBYRD5 has an idea to call the General Solid Snake.*

SBYRD5=I have to use the bathroom.

Both=Hurry up.

SBYRD5=Ok.

*SBYRD5 enters the bathroom and closes the door and follows that by locking the door*

SBYRD5=I have to Radio DarkPiccolo,Gotenks,and Solid Snake.

*SBYRD5 turns on the Radio only to hear......*