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Luna · 08-31-2002, 09:56 PM

A man who police say boasted about his criminal exploits and dared them to catch him was captured today, hiding in his mother's home.

wrestlemania is suspected of selling crack cocaine to elementary school kids, sometimes while dressed in drag.

wrestlemania, who authorities say is a sick and demented criminal, surprised police by mailing them a videotape of himself and a long-written confession, with his photo at the bottom of each page.

In the videotape, wrestlemania taunted police by saying, "Humuhumu-nukunuku-a-pua`a", (a fish that makes strange grunting noises when taken out of the water.)

Police spokesman, Lt. Jim Bob, said that was the last straw. First he sells crack cocaine to elementary school kids, now he's making fun of us with a weird grunting pig-fish.

He said wrestlemania was captured at 3:00pm in his mother's home.

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Luna Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 494 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	A man who police say boasted about his criminal exploits and dared them to catch him was captured today, hiding in his mother's home. wrestlemania is suspected of selling crack cocaine to elementary school kids, sometimes while dressed in drag. wrestlemania, who authorities say is a sick and demented criminal, surprised police by mailing them a videotape of himself and a long-written confession, with his photo at the bottom of each page. In the videotape, wrestlemania taunted police by saying, "Humuhumu-nukunuku-a-pua`a", (a fish that makes strange grunting noises when taken out of the water.) Police spokesman, Lt. Jim Bob, said that was the last straw. First he sells crack cocaine to elementary school kids, now he's making fun of us with a weird grunting pig-fish. He said wrestlemania was captured at 3:00pm in his mother's home.